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"You're only as old as you feel!" "I'm a hundred and eight?!"

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

what's the highest number of times you think youve washed your face in the shower because you keep forgetting that youve already washed your face. id like to think mine is 2 but honestly feel like it's up there at 4

submitted 65 days ago • 14 comments

I love socialism, and to a much lesser extent, socialists.

submitted 92 days ago • 4 comments

Shooting myself out of a cannon into bed

submitted 68 days ago • 6 comments

Not as interested these days in going to Pound Town what with the early bird specials out here in Pound Town Heights.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

If you're on your death bed, at death's door, using death's mini-fridge and death's dishes, you're probably staying at Death's Airbnb

submitted 74 days ago • 10 comments

My high leverage wife

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

"Ugh! Everything is against me now!" I rage from the garden cafe where a drop of my $8 chai has landed on my silk trousers.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Let me explain to you how business works. One day your kids sit down for dinner and you give them just water. "Isn't there anything else?" they ask. Of course, you say, if you'd like to subscribe to Dinner Premium

submitted 96 days ago • 34 comments

Setting your alarm just so you can turn it off and sleep in is like killing a man in Reno just to watch him die.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Abe Lincoln low-key fell offed

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

The trick is to not post. That way, you don't get replies.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

It's great how low-grade depression makes you seem chill, possibly even get you mistaken for cool.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Ironic detachment starting to fall short as a defense mechanism.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

She’s got eggs She knows how to cOOk them They’re not the dregs Treasure of the choocken

submitted 135 days ago • 12 comments

just had an ice cold dr pepper while taking a hot shower. enjoying decadent modern delights that would be for a king in another age

submitted 135 days ago • 14 comments

throwing pebbles at my therapist’s window at midnight WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID I LACK BOUNDARIES

submitted 136 days ago • 12 comments

Large drone the size of a small drone is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

mugger: gimme all your cash me: lmao my WHAT?

submitted 138 days ago • 33 comments

Cats can have a little insurrection, as a treat.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.

submitted 150 days ago • 394 comments

I don't know what's going on with me. I'm sorry.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Hi, I’d like to return this amulet. It’s not cursed

submitted 156 days ago • 11 comments

[first cowboy ever] Haha yaaaaay!