Literally said something similar to a mugger once. I asked them if they knew everyone used plastic and digital these days and cash no longer existed. He wandered off with a mind blown look on his face.
"Send cash app money to my 'obviously fake' name, or I'm not letting you go" is the new thing now. I highly recommend not having it on your phone at all.
Literally me to a sextortionist 2 weeks ago... These Nigerians need to understand that here in America, we look good on paper until you realize that 1% owns it all & it aint those of us who posted our own noodz on imaskeezer(dot)com 😆
The good news is these shots are IMPOSSIBLE to keep paired with their mother device so you could probably get away while the mugger looks for a paperclip to hit the manual restart button
(Decades ago, in college, my guy did a full "you don't want to do this" physical scootback on a guy being drunk & loud about Cash's covers being blanket definitive/superior b/c he knew I was about to embark upon a similarly inebriated half-hour re: Diamond's own SM.😂) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTAzsMWSYIo
I would reach into my purse, laughing.
'I've got 5 maxed out credit cards, a gift card with 0.47 on it and a bank card that's been overdrawn for so long the bank is starting to worry. Keys to a '02 Toyota that if you go over 40mph the CV joint might explode.
Knock yourself out!'
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Makes the pope holding meme with both hands..
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- Oh! Do you have Venmo? I think I got like five bucks in my account.
Mugger: "swipe your card and no one gets hurt"
"Uhh, oh no. I don't have a stack of singles for ya, but this was cut with a Diamond!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7ONTHp9-jc
Want some ten-month old gum??
'I've got 5 maxed out credit cards, a gift card with 0.47 on it and a bank card that's been overdrawn for so long the bank is starting to worry. Keys to a '02 Toyota that if you go over 40mph the CV joint might explode.
Knock yourself out!'