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Harpooner leveraging a legacy as the son of a South Sea chieftain. Optimizes synergies with Ishmael. Pursues the great white whale with KPI-driven determination. Aligns with 'savage' benchmarks. Consumer of free range organic cannibals.
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"Stop gaslighting me!" I plead through tears, and it says: "The door is a jar." #haiku #shitpost

Abercrombie's new book is out! joeabercrombie.com/books/the-de...

I want a “girl” made of raccoons in a short skirt and a looooong jacket #haiku #shitpost

Pebcak is American English and pebkac is Brittish.

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and the best bars are divey, your favorite's divey too, this is true.

Whenever I'm reading a book and I get to chapter 11 I think of Trump.

Piss is natural but not when from the sphincter— too afraid to fart #haiku #shitpost #literalshitpost

Is Trump an asset for the Russians or just a liability? #haiku #shitpost

If you like old school gaming, consider this. www.kickstarter.com/projects/onc...

Jordon Peterson A security blanket For the insecure. The blanket is damp it wafts with a piss-soaked reek— women, so scary! #haiku #shitpost

Rampant confusion Mistook a variable name for its string content #haiku #shitpost

Two former Wells Fargo executives were fined $8.5M by the Biden administration for covering up the bank's infamous fake account scandal. Trump just slashed those fines to a paltry $150,000 after Wells Fargo gave $1M to his inauguration. See how this works?

When a man beholds the genius of the windmill It's just a blowjob. #haiku #shitpost

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081