queedave.bsky.social
Harpooner leveraging a legacy as the son of a South Sea chieftain. Optimizes synergies with Ishmael. Pursues the great white whale with KPI-driven determination. Aligns with 'savage' benchmarks. Consumer of free range organic cannibals.
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Never again.
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400 millions dollars is not peanuts.
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"I have you now."
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I didn't expect to see this right after making my own tie comment. I guess it wasn't just my own brain.
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I'm hearing Tie-fighter noises.
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It would be very surprising to me if this sort of thing didn't actually hurt military readiness.
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a kid'll eat ivy, too
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Term Papers of Endearment.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEIA...
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I hope he uses pond water in his neti pot.
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I want the cell waiting for trump to be Naegleria fowleri .
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I have piqued.
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I appreciate his journalism.
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I occasionally buy a lottery ticket. I do not occasionally buy 10,000 lottery tickets.
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And it is worse than that. Even if someone else can make the products, they might not do it because they will be waiting to see if this trade war is temporary. And even if they decide to make them, factories don't just pop up in a matter of seconds like in a video game. There will be a huge lag.
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There was a reason we were buying from China, they were probably either the cheapest or the only suppliers.
So now we either will not be getting certain things or we will pay more for them.
He expects all his voters to be unable to think thoughts.
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"While you were defiling Kazad Dum, I studied the glade."
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I know what goblin mode is but...
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( interesting, absilent means the same thing as abstinent. )
My eyes are strange, some days I need reading glasses and some days I don't and I don't always know which days are which. Until it is too late.
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Heh, I thought I had learned a new word, but it was just my bad eyesight.
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You put your peanut butter in my chocolate!
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Oh, oh-oh, oh (ooh)
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I want to know what art is.
And I want you to show me.
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Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be CamGirls.
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Slaw for my breakfast tacos - 7 syllables.
Punk band or middle line of a haiku?
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on my evening scroll,
skewered by a deft haiku
now I am dead leaves.
#haiku #shitpost
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Me too leaves, me too.
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"I only have eyes FU!"
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An angry old man
I'll make cloud peace when I'm dead.
They know what they did.
#haiku #shitpost
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You grew up?
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I would be satisfied if people would vote.
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Some people hate dogs and veterans.
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Patriarchy is calling it the little man in the boat.