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All I want to be when I’m old is Royal Tenenbaum. RIP, Gene.

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Chicago suburbs, get your butts to this tonight.

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Just a reminder that sometimes life can be overwhelming and it’s ok to take a day for you.

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Who needs a new Jurassic World movie when I have an autistic child who wants to watch dinosaur YouTubes nonstop?

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Three minutes into the second episode of White Lotus and I just want Carrie Coon to be ok

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My son’s dentist has flavored fluoride choices and a tv mounted on the ceiling, which was better than I was a kid and it was just my dad telling me to stop squirming.

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There was about ten seconds yesterday when I was worried I was going to die and all I thought was, “Did I not talk about Paddington 2 enough?” Also, tell the people in your lives you love them. We never have enough time.

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Made a list of who I would like to haunt if I were a ghost. And I’m not talking about visit to gently let someone know I’m watching them and everything is ok. I mean full on haunting someone until they’re driven mad.

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At urgent care with chest pain and trouble breathing. I’m sure everything will be fine, but if I die, I legally give @dsit3.bsky.social permission to shit talk every one of my comedic enemies, a list much longer than almost all of you know.

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Very comforting to know I’m not alone in doing this.

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I think @ihatemattdrufke.bsky.social has been saying this for years, dude 🧸

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The Google listing for SNF, the show I help run, had to restart from scratch. Would love if you could leave a review… g.page/r/CcAyOFNux2...

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I am so tired, I’ll only be able to watch Paddington in Peru two and three times tonight

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Personally, I think the bad shit sucks. Hopefully sharing this opinion solves the problem

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Is it woke? Legally, you have to tell me if it's woke. Please. I need to know.

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PADDINGTON IN PERU The Good- Antonio Banderas and Olivia Colman fuck hard. Great musical number. Some really fun artistic choices. Still keeps the warmth and heart. The Not Great- Emily Mortimer is fine, but no Sally Hawkins. Plot feels a little muddled and pushed at times. Final score- 8.5/10

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I am here to announce that Paddington in Peru is quite good with a delightful post-credit sequence.

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The saddest nba storyline is that the Magic cannot stay healthy and have two dudes from the starting lineup out for the rest of the year.

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After three beers, I want to fight god. After four beers, I want god to tell me he’s proud of me.

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Part of me wished the Knowledge Fight podcast just covered the depositions of right wing shitheads.

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One of my all time favorite people has now entered. Follow. Love. Enjoy.

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I posted this pic of me in interview clothes yesterday and the amount of positive comments was overwhelming. It is crazy how, because of some past trauma and a lack of motivation to work through it, I still have a hard time being able to like what I see. Days like yesterday help a lot.

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Happy Valentines Day. You are all wildly attractive and sweet and nice and smell really fucking good.

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Also, I work with people who, truly, believe Covid never happened.

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Can’t wait for polio and measles to come back. I hate this fucking country so much.

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If you’re in the Chicago suburbs, come to this tonight.

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Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime show had something for everyone. For liberals, it had a talented man of color showing the world a different point of view. For conservatives, it had their time-honored tradition of, “calling a person you consider your enemy a pedophile”.

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Fun weight loss tip: Have a special needs child and live in a time when the political party in child wants to destroy the Dept of Education. You’ll stress-vomit the pounds right off!

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Both the wife (teacher) and boy (student) have no school tomorrow. I am overjoyed.

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Them: Haha yes, bluesky is becoming a proper social media Me: We are witnessing the digital gentrification of the strange corner where my weirdo friends and I shouted into the void together

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It is gross about how the GOP formula is to make minorities and disenfranchised groups feels isolated and alone. For those hurting, I am here.

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I can’t stay angry for long. It cuts into my anxiety time

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I imagine Twitter was particularly horrible after the halftime show.

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Kendrick fucking rules.

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Whoever runs the Parks & Recreation YouTube channel is saving America.

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is this too mean

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Meeting people you admire is pretty damn dope. Four more shows with Matt Braunger at Comedy Vault (Batavia) Friday and Saturday.

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Trans rights are human rights, because if one person isn’t free to be who they are, then none of us are free. The fascists will get around to you eventually.

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I am said freak

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