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"Database juggling, spreadsheet-slinging coder calibrating sensors and telling Excel to fuck right off daily."
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A bitching sailor is a happy sailor. If a sailor stops bitching, things are about to get ugly.

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This is the last watercolor I made. It was definitely some art therapy!

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From my concert photography days.

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That time I tried to decline taking pictures of cheerleaders for the Navy.

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Cagliari, Sardinia. June 2006.

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After 20 years of active duty service I retired from the US Navy and invited the 501st to my retirement ceremony. This kind of hits differently today.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The thing is they know the GOP is going to lose heavily in 2026 and 2028 and virtually everything Trump has done will be overturned. So no they're going to make sure there aren't any more free and fair elections.

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I used to be a photographer, but I got sick of the entire industry.

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Hey, Mr. DOGE agent in my webcam. Get out of my webcam. I don't even have a webcam.

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There are Three Lights!

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The thing they forgot is that the rule of law only matters if those in power follow the law.

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Where are all the left-wing militias?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Something something Constitution something First Amendment something something

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Either none of Trump's attempts at dismantling the American Democracy are going to be allowed to happen, or the fascist takeover of America will be complete in a few weeks. There isn't much in-between.

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In a sane world, Trump and Vance would both have already been impeached and removed from office.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

submitted 15 days ago • 256 comments

I know I'm not being realistic, but if he pushes this far enough an impeachment could stand a chance at being successful.

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It took 60 days from his appointment as chancellor to the abolishment of the German Republic. It just took a majority vote in the Reichstah.

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He's not even Christian!

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

submitted 18 days ago • 1105 comments

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which” Animal Farm by George Orwell.

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Breaking News: In a news conference with Israel’s prime minister, President Trump said he wanted the U.S. to take over Gaza in an “ownership position.”

submitted 19 days ago • 262 comments

Donald Trump, standing next to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, just proposed the Palestinian Holocaust.

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On the bright side, it's only a matter of time before he sours on Musk.

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Great job Donny. You managed to wrangle two of our closest allies and trade partners into agreeing to do things they had already implemented months ago.

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It's not Republicans in control anymore. Actual Republicans are flipping the fuck out right now.

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On this week's episode of "The Blame Game"

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Happy Birthday to Anton Chekhov! For a production at the late Los Angeles Theater Center circa 1990, the crew printed shirts that condensed the entire play to the first and last lines: "Masha, why do you always dress in black?" "Constantine has shot himself."

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Considering the sheer number of flagrantly illegal acts the man has committed in just the past week, it seems obvious he's pushing to see just how far the courts are going to allow him to go. Make no mistake, he thinks he's a king. He will continue to act like one.

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Ricky is a middle aged man. He's been in prison for 36 years.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

My greatest dream is that @scalzi.com will notice my user name and get it.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

We need something to call them. They're not really republicans anymore. Nazis is taken. how about we call them Maggots?

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I understand that ChatGPT is down and fortunately this is not a problem for me as I have spent considerable time developing a local language model that I am able to run autonomously, fueled by Coke Zero and snacks

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