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Accountant by day, stoner and awful sports takes by night. Illini/Arsenal/Packers/Cardinals fan, so I’m used to being disappointed. Star Wars > Star Trek, pineapple does not belong on pizza, and leave the NCAA Tournament ALONE!
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#Illini versus No. 3 Duke…

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

You’re down 7 points in the title race, and a man down at home, gifted a free kick at the top of the box. What’s the decision? Let freaking Raheem Sterling blast it into the chest of the wall. Just end this season. So frustrating.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

We all know historians will document this period in American history for all time. What they will truly be unable to explain, is how Ashley St. Clair came to be the liberal hero that the Democratic Party couldn’t be. She’s going to drag Elon in court, and the meltdown is going to be mindblowing.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Because we seem to forget, this was the rationale for ceding Crimea to Russia. “Give them a little, and they’ll stop” How’d that work out? Give up half of Ukraine and half of Ukraine’s rare minerals, and how long before Putin/Trump/Elon want the other half?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

As we all warned you for a year before the election: it’s not about a “meritocracy”. It’s always been about white privilege.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

To me, calling Elon a “supervillain” is almost as dangerous as Trump calling himself a king. Being a “supervillain” is everything Elon have ever wanted. His ambitions are always rooted in the pop culture tropes that his deep web 4chan incel “friends” revere.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

He “betrayed the promises that he made to me during his confirmation hearing” That’s quite a word salad to say “he lied under oath”. I wonder if there is a word to describe lying under oath?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It’s really something that most Dems are completely silent on this, and the person leading the charge is…Mike Freaking Pence. Is he the liberal hero we need? At least he’s TRYING something.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Cool cool. Nothing to see here. No corruption or conflicts of interest. Pay no attention to what he is doing behind the curtain. Just read his tweets and don’t ask questions.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

In today’s edition of “The Media Is Worthless AF”: My hometown news station says a plane LANDING UPSIDE DOWN is an “incident”. No, that’s a MASSIVE fucking problem! Grow a pair and call things as there are!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Cool cool. Can’t wait for yet another judge to issue yet another court order that will be completely ignored.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If this country survives, the next generations will be baffled how the “party of family and Christian values” shits on the Obamas, the Buttigegs, the Harris…all to support men who have a dozen babies with a half dozen baby mommas.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The Martian, but with Elon Musk. Elon can colonize Mars and show off his technological genius and skills by creating a paradise on the Red Planet. Also, the Saudis can’t find him when he defaults on all his loans, and we’ll find and drop off his dumb convertible. Who says no?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments