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POV: Your wedding ring was in your other pants the whole time…

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I made this the other night while procrastinating, mainly because I thought all the posts about the blackout were boring. It feels like there is momentum bringing people together!

Flood it. Bombard it. Wreck it.

hey, this vote is *today* super! call scripts in the quoted try read and i’ll link them below, too.

hi, cis folks! S.9 is the senate sports ban for trans people—a big step to making trump’s executive order federal law—much harder to undo. there's a procedural vote TOMORROW. short call scripts for dem & GOP senators ⬇️. if you'll stand with trans folks, it's time.🧵 legiscan.com/US/bill/SB9/...

Remember when Discord tried to introduce NTFs, everyone cancelled their Nitro subscriptions until they reversed it. CANCEL YOUR NITRO and send them a feedback request. They don't care about public discourse until it hits their bottom line. support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...

Wait…that was it?

Put in a few apps at Panda Express because why not? Somehow missed the attention of the store 5 minutes from me, but the spot 16 miles away wants me for a shift lead.

Show me two people with insane beef 🥩

Goodwill cashier: You still use tapes? Me: What store do you think you work at?

thinking about this text i got from my grubhub driver

This vote was to start the process of the cuts. It WILL come back for a final vote. There are some chances to slow or potentially stop it. Need constant pressure on GOP Focus on GOP swing seats & key committees. Energy & Commerce is where the Medicaid fight will go down. Ways&Means for tax fight.

The Democrats to yell at: Bennet (CO) Blumenthal (CT) Cortez Masto (NV) Durbin (IL) Fetterman (PA) Gallego (AZ) Hassan (NH) Heinrich (NM) Hickenlooper (CO) Kelly (AZ) Klobuchar (MN) Peters (MI) Reed (RI) Rosen (NV) Shaheen (NH) Warner (VA)

I’ve got $70 in Guitar Center credits…I think this is a sign

Just reported a power outage to the sultriest customer service rep I’ve ever spoken to. It was like talking to an orange juice ad from 2005.

Wow...someone just got broken up with.

Spread the word and take note if you are a constituent in any of these districts up for special election ⬇️.

Interesting. Maybe I’ll move to a Kobo after all (won’t be able to do it in time for the 26th I doubt but food for thought).

also lmao it looks so much like the new Prius (which costs half as much) now

I'm gonna keep reposting examples of people not taking shit because it's important for us to see that you can, simply, reject the shit. Say "Uh... no no no, we will not be tolerating that."

Consider hunting down a blu ray drive if you don't have one already. Most major manufacturers are discontinuing their production, and the options that remain are only getting more expensive. I got mine for ~$60 back in the 2010s and boy...they sure don't go for that cheap anymore.

Keep an eye out... The day the stars align has been decided, and it's close!

Democratic lawmakers, why isn't this the messaging you're using? This took me like 10 minutes to do in Canva.

FreeTaxUsa dot org. Go forth and file.

This tax season, we're here to remind you about TurboTax's 20-year fight to stop Americans from filing their taxes for free. (Published Oct. 2019)

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

“Where’s everyone going…bingo?”

Taking the "comedy" bartender certification where all the materials were clearly filmed in 2006. Nothing funnier than a "perdy mouth" joke in the section about drunk driving.

do not be alarmed. youtu.be/px2rnZZtwOg?...

On the one hand, we're still in IP Hell. On the other, this only has legs because of Ke Huy Quan's newfound hype, which is pretty cool!

liberals when a fascist takes power with the express stated intent of ethnic cleansing

Idk what switch got flipped, but scrolling Tik Tok now feels like working in MDR.

Public health PSA frens as botulism can paralyze and kill you: Tuna Recall Hits Costco, Trader Joe's, and More Over Botulism Risk www.eatthis.com/tuna-recall-...

Bandcamp lets us keep 85% of revenue. That is the best rate of anybody out there. Over a period of about 15 years, I have taken home ~$3000. Every album is "pay what you want", so you all rock. If you bought an album for $5 then you gave me more than streaming the whole album ~300 times.

Y'all, even the Crossword is part of the resistance.