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Bard of the juice box years. Occasionally funny, often tired. Science 🔬 sewing 🪡 momming ☕ laughing at memes 😂 television 📺
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...

The Vu-Tang Clan is next level. @merriam-webster.com is killing social media 💕😂

Apparently being a decent human when renting a car is easy: write down your mileage, where you parked, and have a full gas tank. I've never seen so much gratitude from a customer service rep as I did today for having those things done 😂 #RockStarTraveler #yxe #HeadedHome

I thought I could stay the same. But I didn’t. I became. #Matrescence #PoetryOfMotherhood #StrongAsAMother #GriefAndGrowth #GentleRage #MotherhoodUnfiltered #WritingThroughIt #PostpartumPoetry #CreativeMothers #IAmBecoming #LossMomsAreMoms

An excerpt for today: The world wants us tired. Wants us small. Because our strength doesn't produce profit. And our warmth doesn't cast its glow on the lonely men too consumed by power to ask for love. Real love. Unconditional. #poemsky #strength #capitalism #poetrytok

Barely poetry, mostly vibes: the caped hedgehog left another granola bar on my porch. note says “not today, Barbara.” I don’t know a Barbara. but I am going to investigate. #NotesFromThePorch #HedgehogFiles #poemsky #poetrytok #chaosbutcute

A poem for a Saturday: "not yet." Two tiny words, a dictionary of meaning. don't fucking touch this it's not ready yet Too bad, I'm hungry. #poemsky #poetrytok #areweallowedtoswearhere?

Today's poem: An accidental haiku a sky full of stars reminds me of incubus i wish you were here #haiku #micropoetry #2000snostalgia #emoenergy #poetsofbluesky #poetsky

Today's poem: Love Mild rage Amusement Primal self-preservation All things I feel During a bedtime ritual That is parenting.

Today's poem: A branch lays in my backyard Broken in two A near miss in the dark A storm we didn't see #micropoetry #quietpower #poemsky #stormverse Anyway, the backyard’s haunted now, and the barbeque cover is missing 🤷🏻‍♀️

Micro poem for today: A drop of coffee dried on the tile A reminder that my coffee was hot and plentiful. #poetsofbluesky #everydaymagic #findingthebeauty

Split over two posts: a poem inspired by voting today 1/2 He takes my license "I should be on the list" "Ah, you are" He sends me to my poll The clerk looks for my name Strikes it out Nobody votes twice

Hoping for a future where greed trips over its own shoelaces and decency crosses the finish line first. Where freedom is for all. We are not free until we are all free. #CanadaVotes2025 #pleaseletsnotFitup

Wild hearts aren't made in easy seasons. They're forged in the storms. #LoreSprinkles *Drop a lore sprinkle of your own as a reply! 🪄

London bus stop near Amazon HQ 🔥

3 year old: "mom, can I have Popsicle sticks?" Me: *is busy* 3yo: *continues ranting about wanting popsicle sticks* Me: gives popsicle sticks 3yo: "..... Where's the rest of it?" Me: ???? 3yo: "I want ice on it" Me: "....you want a Popsicle?" 3yo: "yeaaaaaahhhhhh!"

This "survey" is about as well-written as the arguments my toddler makes when he tries to convince me that salt and vinegar chips (which he loves) are new and he never tried them before.

“A year ago, there were 65,000 pregnant rape victims without access to abortion care. Now it’s way up from that. This is not a drill. It’s not a story. This is happening.”

Toddler sees the Canadian Tire logo, a red triangle with a green maple leaf at the top. 3yo: "I see a triangle with a leaf!" Me: "yes, that's the Canadian Tire logo" 3yo: "it's a strawberry!" I can't really disagree, ya know? #CanadianAF #LazySunday

Oh man, somebody get him out of there. He’s crazy.

How to help millennials with their biological clocks (a cheat sheet for #CPC and #PierrePoilievre): 1. Don't talk about their biological clocks. Gross. 2. Make housing, food, and childcare more affordable. 3. Quit blaming millennials for the economy and political environment they inherited.

Pierre Poilievre is talking about women's biological clocks while campaigning to be Prime Minister. ... that should scare you. Thankfully, the rad folks @abortionrightscan.bsky.social have put together an election toolkit to combat this nonsense! www.arcc-cdac.ca/2025-electio...

Almost 2yo, wandering in the kitchen: oh no! Oh no! Me: oh no? What oh no? A2yo: *gestures with empty bowl* Me: ohhh you want more? More please? A2yo: yeah! Mo peeeese! Me: *silently in my own head* I'm a genius

Started watching #Adolescence on Netflix yesterday. Obsessed with the single-take format, it's a really compelling way to tell a story. Don't spoil it for me, I've only watched one episode 😂

Playing Mario with 3yo. Explaining a game mechanic. @hardiesoftworks.bsky.social aka dad: do you know what gravity is? 3yo: gravity......is.....coins.

Three year old: mom I want a banana! Me: okay! *Give him a banana* 3yo: mom! It's like a lollipop! A banana lollipop!

At some point, I begin to wonder when a cold or flu is just a constant illness. This winter has been especially bad. Hand, foot and mouth in October, norovirus on January, and about 6 other colds or flus. I got my flu and covid shots, what gives? #ToddlerMom #DoneWithWinter #ComeOnSpring

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It's me! I'm in Matt's hole!