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Starting Point Guard for the Washington Wizards since 2022 | Spiritual advisor to Jerry Brown from 1990-1993 | Ted Kennedy’s personal driver 1969-1969
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Shocked by the lack of The Apprentice (2024) fanfiction. Not something I'd endorse, to be clear, I don't want to read that, but it's something I expected more of.

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Everytime I watch a movie I really like I start talking like the characters. Cannot help it. It’s like the adult equivalent of when little kids pretend to be Spider-Man leaving a movie. Which I also did.

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When he was two years old my little brother called me mom. He did it completely unprompted and kept doing it even when corrected. Did it for six months and then just kinda stopped one day. Idk what that was about.

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There is no greater joy than miming out a play action pass bootleg rollout

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Talked to my little brother earlier. He informed me of who the rizz god is. Very productive conversation. Found out he got an A on his spelling test.

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give him some brown contacts goddamn

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“American born journalist John Kennedy died August 17, 1973 in his Alta California home in Monterey, his longtime partner Lem Billings by his side”

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I should do leadership election wikiboxes too

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i'll let the handful of people who read my posts on bluesky decide what other elections I should do in this tl

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Is this a better way to go about it? Do I just ditch the state by state labels?

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just now realizing how annoying it's gonna be to organize the labels on this map, gonna need to figure out the arrows for new england, and a bunch of other states too, it's gonna be messy unless I figure out another way to work it

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The really great thing about the rolling stones is how desperately horny Mick Jagger always sounds, whenever he sings he sounds like he’s jacking off with one hand and tearing his skin off with the other, he sounds like he’s doing the horny equivalent of when you have to piss so bad you start doing

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"President-elect D̵i̵c̵k̵ ̵G̵e̵p̵h̵a̵r̵d̵t̵ ̵A̵l̵ ̵G̵o̵r̵e̵ ̵J̵o̵e̵ ̵B̵i̵d̵e̵n̵ ̵J̵e̵s̵s̵e̵ ̵J̵a̵c̵k̵s̵o̵n̵ Savors His Victory"

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If I was RFK Jr I’d just stop it. I’d just stop doing the voice. It’s not hard. Just stop doing that.

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RFK Jr’s voice has the same sort of shakiness to it that all those AI generated voices of celebrities has

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How I feel following like a hundred different lesbians whose accounts are dedicated to imagining if the presidents were gay for each other

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IG reels is kinda goated i just got a Nixon tapes excerpt and a Nixon-JFK good luck babe edit back to back

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Time magazine in the 60s and 70s is an absolute gold mine some fantastic stuff there

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What’d they do his hands

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If I’m Eagleton I’m more pissed that Time used this picture than the fact that I got dropped from the ticket

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A lot of great quotes from the mayor here he’s on fire here

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One month can make a crazy difference

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guess not

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watching the episode of the Simpsons where Homer is the mayors bodyguard, really good stuff, got a lot of the mayor in it

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simpsons

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watching the sympsond

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kansas city chiefs. greatest football team on the planet baby.

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well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me

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What goes around, comes around

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Payback's a bitch

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This happened

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Come senators, congressmen Please heed the call Don't stand in the doorway Don't block up the hall For he that gets hurt Will be he who has stalled The battle outside ragin' Will soon shake your windows And rattle your walls For the times they are a-changin'

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Given international trends this year it feels like a miracle that Landrieu won this, I mean I’m no big fan of hers (I was a Walz guy in the first round) but Hawley would’ve been a disaster

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At least 5 of these were extras thrown in for free my button guy is so goated

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