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🤦🏻♂️ just 🤦🏻♂️
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Frog Bondage? 🐸 👔?
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Classified Tactical Stealth Buttplug Specifications.
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Slamming an old school Western Electric handset down to end a infuriating call.
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😍😍😍
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Everytime I see that construct, I can’t help but recall “Wat” (2012).
www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
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Something has arisen … 🥰
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This thread - very much all of it.
Quick and heavy engagement may be quite possible at the beginning, but *sustaining* that takes more, sometimes a lot more.
Mutual chemistry
Shared interests and “vibes”
Seduction beyond the initial flush.
It’s about the relationship, not the cash.
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Clear and Present Danger
😬
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Season’s Teasings?
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Diabolical.
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Pocket Stuffer.
Tight Rack.
Rail Bumper.
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Obvs “Ball Buster”
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Your milkshake seduces all the boys in the yard?
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With a bottom in a steamer trunk?
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I know and adore that aroma. I can practically smell it through the screen.
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🫡🖖
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But maybe not randomly?
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A ruined reveal. A masterpiece. 👏
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Follower count edging. That’s a new one to me.
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Business
Deals
Sales
Marketing
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Or into local therapeutic massage?
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Or into:
Bargains
Discounts
Sales
Markdowns
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BGP may be “better” at causing terrible outages, but DNS self-(denial of)service is way more available to the average person than BGP.
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Truth. I’ve been running DNS services for 2 decades and mostly know what I’m doing (and when I don’t know what I’m doing) - and I still have near misses with DNS updates taking down a site at least 2-3x yearly.
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And then elevenses?
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Crisco has so many tasty uses.
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Coating with high smokepoint oil and putting into a 450F/230C oven for an hour?
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If you're willing to go to the East Bay, Casa de Chocolates in Berkeley's Elmwood district - many sizes including this tiny single-serving one: casadechocolates.com/products/tre...
Other sizes at casadechocolates.com/products/tre...
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In addition to Diandas, I also like Lelenitas Cakes on Mission near Bernal www.lelenitas.com
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They’re a 10 but never uses version control and always deploys direct to production.