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he should've said this

Hung Up was the result of ABBA and Madonna doing a power rangers-style transformation together, and that's why it's so beautiful

What

I don't mean to offend anyone but I don't really care for the moon. Cratered ass. I actually think it's good that it's moving away from the Earth at a rate of approximately 4 cm per year

Got some more baklava after finishing my shift as a treat

i think there's probably a direct 1:1 relation between being the worst person in the world and being the richest person in the world

i tried baklava for the first time yesterday and long story short, i am in my baklava era now

If you are interested in buying any of my paintings, I have international shipping available on my etsy shop :) www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Emil...

Sam Fender if he was woke: Sam Gender

Well done to whichever editor for Al Jazeera decided to use this photo

People seem really incapable of separating the ussr and russian federation in the general collective conscioussness

All HP Lovecraft stories begin like “I will try and relay the events as best as I can manage, though what I encountered that September night may not be able to be expressed in human language, nor be comprehended by the human mind” and then the story boils down to ‘I saw a building that was large’.

did girls aloud know what they were doing when they created sound of the underground. did they know the extent of their own raw power

What is the most 2000s yank ass lyrics and why is it this

I am always seated when things start getting jungian

The Look

I am so unbelievably zen on this train right now. I have a window seat in an almost empty quiet carriage and we're going through the countryside

I never cared for America. It insists upon itself

just got the most boomer-coded fortune cookie fortune i’ve ever seen

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

I had a dream last night where They discontinued picked onion monster munch and it was so devastating, I was like "there will be riots for sure"

i'm going abroad for the first time in my life soon and i feel like a disgusting creature who has been locked in a prison their whole life but the prison is england

Found this out today and consider my nut freaked

I'm just living that life von dutch cult classic but I got thrush

It's so quintessentially yank-brained to try and pick wars with multiple countries while also preventing people from joining the american military because they aren't white or they're trans

the guy from fast and furious

average person has 3 hospital visits per year factoid actualy just statistical error. average person visits 0 hospitals per year. Hospitals Bolsonaro, who lives in a hospital and visits 10,000 hospitals a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

since reactivating bluesky this is basically what i've been doing

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink we do it right, gettin

I can't believe Bethesda read my bluesky post from 10 months ago and decided I was talking the truth

What is a vampire's favourite pasta? Norzoferatu

I respect any videogame that tells me the world is ending but lets me go fishing

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

i'm back

i listened to skyrim music as i looked for jobs so it felt like i was doing a quest instead

Me

🫀 H E A R T • O F • L O R K H A N • I N • B I O 🫀

i'm playing demon's souls for the first time :o i'm gonna try to go in blind and see where it gets me lol

pulling up a powerpoint slide at cloud ruler temple with these pics on while solemn music plays

- you are jauffre, grandmaster of the blades - no choice but to aid a prisoner to make some random guy emperor - tirelessly trying to keep everything together - die at the bruma oblivion gate - everyone celebrates victory - prisoner loots your corpse - no one even mentions you again