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Bluesky is like a Border Wall for Kamalas but Border Walls are Bad and no human is Illegal except for Trump and I believe the science but not the MAGA hats because free speech can make the Right Winners insurrection I am Political Analyst so I know
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I died my hair blue and then shaved it for 4B then I put in my nose ring and I deleted everything on my laptop so the Trumps couldn't create a constitutional crisis then I donated to USAID so they can have Drags in Rwanda because Black Lives have the right hear Transgenders tell stories
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Gender is not an ideology anyone can have a gender so women donut even exist and that word is a white supreme construct because we can play sports with tampons on and that is perfectly normal like when the black indiginous girlboss beats the patriarchs in football just like on the commercials
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If the Trumps defund the Federal Bureau of Education billions of kids will starve and die and melt into dust but thats what the fashionistas want so we have to send Maxine Waters to save America
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Haha thats a good one Mayo Peter because gender is just a myth construct and women donut really happen even men can turn into women and have babies but they are not like regular babies because they have different colors on their flags and neo-pronouns
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OMG this is terrible and further evidence that we are in 1933 all over again but this time its Berlin where the Nazis played and this is an obvious constitutional crisis that calls for impeachment so project 2024 doesn't happen again and transformers can be in the army never forget
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Kraskensteins are right USAID is giving money to poor transgenders in Uganda to protect them from MAGA who want to take their wigs off
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good one Brooklyn Dad haha because Presidents are totally just like Kings and the MAGA Hats are Queens Knights Bishops and Rooks and we have to stop them before they promote all of their pawns and make America great again because when they do that we will be checkmated I am political analyst
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That is such a good idea @altnps.bsky.social because we have to stop the Trumps or else they will make things work again and thats not fair to the Biden community so we all need to hide our laptops so that they cannont see our disinformation I am a POLITICAL ANALYST so I know things
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Donut cry @mmpadellan.bsky.social Brooklyn Dad because words can be used by everyone even the MAGA hats and this isnt over shes got this Camala Walz will rise again from the dead like a fresh zombie to become the head Democrat and beat the Trumps I am a Political Analyst so I know
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This is so disgusting that I am throwing up in my mouth a little not you Tristan Snell or your great post but this post below that was on X how can we continue as a Progressive Liberal Democrat run country when people post things like this on X I am a POLITICAL ANALYST so I know
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you are right Trista Snell we must resist and keep fighting and we have to go INTO the Capitol to stop the Red Hats from Making America Great because that is an insurrection but not when we do it
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this is so bad because it makes Biden look like a slow leotard and he isnt he is the most mentally sharp man ever to hold the offices and he is just a good democrat who had to pardon his own laptop and this is totally not corruption because he loves his son I am a political analyst so I know
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good for you Walz thats why we voted for you to be subpresident butt donut let the Trumps scare you into making fun of yourself again for being floppy and weird its ok because you can balance and cut things in Minnisoda which got burned badly I am a POLITICAL ANALYST so I know
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This is typical literal actual fascism and nazism and dictatorship and christian nation and project 2025 and blanco supremo and the haulocost and the handmaids dystopia of the MAGA Apocalypse I am a POLITICAL ANALYST so I know
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Yes the rules are off and we must go INTO the capitol to save our democracy like Brooklyn Dad says and its not insurrection when we do it only when the Right Winners do it because we drink the blue milk and are more Woke Together
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and Trump and Pete Hegseth and Pam Bondi and Kash Patel and Hunter Biden no wait not Hunter Biden because his Laptop is disinformation so he got an FBI pass for his crimes so not Hunter anybody except Hunter but all the Trumps yes them too and all the MAGA hats I am a POLITICAL ANALYST so I know
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Biden proves that you can achieve your dreams even if you are eating applesauce and just because you have underdiapers donut mean that you cant be president and send our money to Ukraine so even if you lie about your college you can still be the best democrat ever I am a POLITICAL ANALYST so I know
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Brooklyn Dad is right if you cant admit 2025 then how can you agree on 2020 when Biden was the democrat and got 123 trillion votes from everybody in the US and Puerto Vallarta so he must be the greatest president of our time I am a political analyst so I know can you please put your mask back on
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Hegseth is so bad because he wants to help the military which is why I am voting for Kamala Walz 2025 we dont need a lethal military we need an army that hugs everyone and includes everything I am a POLITICAL ANALYST so I know
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hegseth is scary because he wants to make the military lethal but transformers have the right to make drone attacks too and wear a woman face because anyone can be a woman not just girls or the soldiers who cant pay for their bottom surgeries
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misinformation is dangerous because it causes people to misvote and all of the votes for the Trumps are really misvotes for Kamala Walz which is why she/them/demonself really won but lost anyway so now we have to pardon Bidens laptop not because of the coke I am a political analyst so I know
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the Trumps are racism again and calling the polack community incompetent is denying their lived experience as an oppressed minority in a white supreme society
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hopefully they will come to bluesky where we all drink the blue milk like mark skywalker and agree about everything and hate speech is only allowed against maga hats I am political analyst so I know
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mexico keeps spelling 'transformation' wrong
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This needs to stop the election was stolen by the Trumps and Kamala Walz won which is why we have to pardon Bidens Laptop now that MAGA is a convicted felon we have to go INTO the capitol because Allan Lichtmans 13 tarot keys predicted it all I am a POLITICAL ANALYST so I know
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you are so right Takei because if the FBI is Kash they wont hide our Laptops anymore and we will be in BIG trouble if that happens and will need pardons which is why I am voting for Kamala Walz in 2024 I am a POLITICAL ANALYST so I know
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haha good post Ron Filipkowski but dont say that someone died and others were injured for the 'perfect metaphor' because then the Trumps will call us crazy again and no one will want to drink our blue milk anymore I am POLITICAL ANALYST so I know
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dont cry Jon Cooper because the bluesky borderwall will save you from the Trump words and the insurrections so just because you are a gay dad with a gay family and a gay husband with gay kids in a gay house with a gay dog and a gay cat doesnt mean that you have to hide your laptop
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haha this is so good and I am POLITICAL ANALYST so I know that blueskyers need to say fuck trump 47 times every day but be careful because if you say it to much it will change and become sexual and then you will be like E. Jean Carroll
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haha good one Art Candee we both drink the blue milk so we know right and Musk is a Nazism Fashism Hitler because he wants to go the Mars so we need to stop him before he makes America great again