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I remember that, yeah.

Yep.

This happened to me in Trump 1.0 when I called in and the dude said, “wow lots of calls about this issue today!” and I asked how many is a lot and he said “Seventeen!” Motivates me to pick up the phone every time.

Yakuza Complete Series (Y0-Y6) is $39.19 on GOG buff.ly/4jZhiKN

😳 Yeah. Boycott America entirely…

I mean… how rude!

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

Fuck all of you who voted for this piece of shit. Eugenics again eh?

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.

Could someone place an order for 100 more Jasmine Crocketts for overnight delivery to the Democratic Party thx in advance

It all went downhill when they stopped using the name Electronics Boutique.

I was searching for an address & came across an email chronicling how my ex-fiance's parents sent me a bill for his tuition from all the times he flunked out of school, while I was living 5,000 miles away on another continent, dating someone else, & not talking to him. I almost married into that.

It’s sad on the eve of Presidents Day it’s appropriate to have to post this.

“Make the rich headless again.” - FRANCE

Oh my fucking God.

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

Holy shit! Musk is POSTING top secret and intelligence data. WTF? www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-m...

The Eagles will snub the White House visit. Go Birds 🦅

People on X are calling for AOC's arrest for posting this.... so I am posting it everywhere!

Is it possible to convey my love for all my Bluesky followers without taking you out to dinner or spending a single penny on flowers, chocolates or Valentine's Day cards? We're about to find out... (if you "like" this post) ♥️ 🥰💘🫶💟💝😻💚❣️😍❤️‍🔥💙👩‍❤️‍👨💛🖤👩‍❤️‍👩💟😘👨‍❤️‍👨💖💞 #HappyValentinesDay

When people take to the streets, and they will. Trump has said he will turn the military on them. Like to hear from Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines, You guys up for this?

Follow me here & on Substack for hot takes like, “let’s not be afraid to call a coup a coup.” joycevance.substack.com/p/call-it-wh...

Manhattan’s U.S. attorney resigned just days after being ordered to drop the corruption case against New York City’s mayor. So did the two men who led the unit in DC to which DOJ sought to transfer the case. This is what public integrity looks like.

What could go wrong with these "patriots" in charge? As they continue building their autocracy, chaos and power grabbing, Americans are going to suffer. Jobs will be lost and the economy will tank and there will be blood in the streets. We're just not going to let you fuck with us! #FightMAGA

Dear Governor Kathy Hochul: It's time. You have the power to remove Eric Adams from office as NYC mayor. Take a stand -- and stand up for cleaning up corruption in New York. REMOVE ADAMS NOW. Sincerely, A New Yorker

“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

JUST IN: Federal judges orders HHS, CDC, and FDA to restore “by no later than 11:59 pm” today their websites and datasets to pre-January 30th status. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

My VPN works

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

Just in case you’re confused by Canada agreeing to postponing of tariffs: We are united as Canadians more than we have been in awhile. We are buying Canadian products first. Any other country after that and if we absolutely have to… last choice… us. Trump can bite my 🇨🇦 maple 🍁 flavoured asshole 🖕

And hoooo boy are we PISSED all the replies to my coverage are like “yeah I’m still boycotting U.S. goods fuck those guys”

Canada is considering 100% tariffs on Teslas. 🔗: www.businesstoday.in/world/canada...

(h/t: @the.language.nerds)

Donald Trump: Comply with my demands or I will hurt my own people! Canada: Ok, we will keep doing a thing we’ve been doing. Mexico: Ok, we will do a thing we did under the last guy. Trump: I WIN!!!! Fucking idiot.

I just signed an executive order that everyone in the American government needs to tell Elon Musk "FUCK OFF!" at east five times a day. Yes, the number is low, but it's a start.

It makes me feel really safe that this anti-semite, racist, pro-apartheid, Nazi billionaire, who has taken over our country, is also addicted to Ketamine. #KKKetamine

I want Elon Musk arrested for breaching my Social Security and bank data

Happens every time.

bittersweet news: today is my last day at Bluesky. 💙 i’m very thankful to the team for letting me learn many new things on the job (including React Native). i’m wishing them luck in the improbable — but inevitable — task of making decentralized social media usable and competitive.