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he/they. i have an acting degree so i have to be as overly dramatic as possible or else i will literally die
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I’m just one perfect kickflip away from getting my wife back

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

Love! MS Choctaw nation thanks Ryan Coogler for authenticity of their participation–not just representation–in Sinners. One of the first lessons of the movie is the People trying to help white folk but they turned up their noses, paid for it with their lives and then spread death to the black folk.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Braves No Longer Chasen Shreve

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

one hell of a savannah bananas audition

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

submitted 8 days ago • 83 comments

still in awe that i saw gabe landeskog score a playoff goal live on tv. what a fuckin comeback

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

this has got to be by far the worst i've ever seen chris sale

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

sleep token boutta be a no skips album

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

blackwood damn near stole a game. landy gets more comfortable and makar locks in for like half a period and i think the avs can bury the stars. avs in 7.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

cannot believe i'm getting to watch gabe landeskog play nhl hockey again. truly did not think the day would come

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

For a devoted Jesus fan like Pope Francis, dying is like going to Heaven.

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

they don’t make fuckbuddies anymore because everyone is poly now. you have to do a land acknowledgement before you get your back blown out due to woke

submitted 14 days ago • 22 comments

sinners is unironically and without exaggeration one of the greatest movies i've ever seen. cannot recommend enough

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

89 cents is a small price to pay for one of my favorite games of all time

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

shoutout sleep token for the album announcement three weeks out from release instead of six

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

submitted 592 days ago • 16 comments

Sunset Overdrive is $4.99 on XBL buff.ly/uosIOQ4 (Steam) $5.99 WinGameStore buff.ly/rrPvEJK also on Game Pass Standard

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

They did, and you can read the letters written by Roman aristocrats living in Gaul who had basically given up on trying to fix anything and retreated to a comfortable self-exile on their vast estates

submitted 17 days ago • 41 comments

YOURE TELLING ME I COULD HAVE HAD EVEN MORE AWAKENINGS FROM THAT MOVIE ARE YOU JOKING

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

mood

submitted 18 days ago • 10 comments

perhaps the atlanta baseball club needs to trade marcell ozuna because he's hogging all the talent

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

it only took fourteen years but congrats to gabe landeskog for finally getting his first AHL goal

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

it only took fourteen years but congrats to gabe landeskog for finally getting his first AHL goal

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

only got to see the last 15 or so minutes but i genuinely cannot believe i got to watch gabe landeskog play pro hockey again. absolutely insane. i fully thought this day would never come

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

JOE ROSS IS STILL PLAYING????

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

josé suarez is getting dfa'd tomorrow

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

neither one of these teams wants to win huh

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

a nick allen walk off bomb would be real fun

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

rafael montero throwing a slider in the other batters box to get nick castellanos to strike out for the fifth time tonight is some good shit

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

oh god extras. Weird Baseball time

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

DON'T FUCKING GET MY HOPES UP LIKE THAT

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

i know it's spread out over a decade and a half but half a billion sure is a lot for a guy who's an above average hitter and also sucks at defense

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Inside of you there are no wolves. This has destabilised the ecosystem. The 20,000 deer inside you are becoming a problem

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

I love that the Spanish MLB IG page has a video taking two migrant workers to the Padres game. It feels like a big middle finger to everything going on in this country

submitted 30 days ago • 11 comments