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Hey girl are you half of Mikko Rantanens contract? Cuz I wanna eat you for a 3rd round

They just asked if they could trade me to another hotel and I said no Now they’re telling me they’re gonna put me on waivers and Motel 6 is gonna claim me??

This cost $327 in Donald Trumps economy

Day 1 of trying to ignore the news and the richest man in the world does the nazi salute twice. But hey guys, his grandparents were only nazi supporters who immigrated to South Africa to enjoy apartheid. He only welcomed back nazis to twitter. It’s not what you think. I gotta get out of here.

Yeah idk how I’m gonna get through the next 4 years. Thought I could just bury my head in the sand, but it’s day 1 and I’m already spiraling

Yeah I’m gonna have to go ahead and avoid social media today

Every time this comes up in my memories it makes me laugh

It’s not as big a deal because they’re playing better lately, BUT In a season where a huge part of the problem has been effort, it’s ironic that the Rangers decided that Kaapo Kakko and Brett Berard (arguably their 2 most high effort players beside Cuylle) had no place in their lineup

???

Like damn dude makes THE best cupcakes in the state! He should open a cupcake shop! But then he can’t retain any employees and customers hate him because he’s a giant douche, so the store goes under

Drury reminds me of a business owner who is great at their craft, but bad at the other aspects of owning a business like logistics, people management etc He’s good at the transactional parts of being a GM (first offseason aside), but he’s terrible at PR/people management etc

Very good with the Kaliyev pickup Absolutely zero risk for potentially high reward in a high upside player Exactly the type of gamble any team with some roster wiggle room should take

Also the fact that it was written 30 years ago and the underlying messaging still holds true is unbelievably sad

So I’m just gonna assume Wicked has the conservatives crying about Hollywood “going woke” despite the fact that it was written 30 years ago?

Just saw Wicked and it was AMAZING! Loved it!

*Blink 182 voice* I miss you

Every year I tell myself I’m going to take January off But every year I get seasonal depression and don’t go to the gym for most of November/December, so I can’t justify taking January off too This year is the same story

Still can't quite get over that 3 key #NYR players (Kreider, Zibanejad, Trocheck) are below replacement-level YOY while even those positive (Fox, Panarin, Miller) are seeing results ~50-60% less than last year. It simply doesn't matter what trades are made when this many players are struggling.

Nah this has to be an immediate family member

Kakko's NYR legacy, to me, in one chart. Complaining about his production was missing the forest for the trees. An effective NHL player, who can act as a complement to better ones, that can be had for cheap. Best of luck.

Love to have “The culture and atmosphere around the team is straight up fucking garbage” stories come out about both my favorite teams in the same day

Just in case anyone on here hasn’t seen this. It’s a scathing, blistering account how how toxic things are in the MSG org www.lohud.com/story/sports...

Kaapo Kakko isn’t hiding his growing Rangers discontent after lineup scratch⬇️ nypost.com/2024/12/17/s...

#NYR morning skate lines and D pairs: Laf-Chytil-Cuylle Kreider-Trocheck-Berard Smith-Zibanejad-Kakko Edstrom-Carrick-Vesey Jones-Fox Lindgren-Schneider Vaakanainen-Ruhwedel Mackey-Mancini

Rangers lines and D pairs at morning skate in Nashville ⬇️ Cuylle-Chytil-Lafrenière Kreider-Trocheck-Berard Kakko-Zibanejad-Smith Edström-Carrick-Vesey Jones-Fox Lindgren-Schneider Vaakanainen-Ruhwedel Mancini-Mackey

Greetings from Nashville, everyone. #NYR

Urho Vaakanainen is in a regular (full contact) jersey. Panarin is on the ice.

Oh wow I hope he’s not ok and it’s something really awful prayers up 🙏

Ugggghhh

GOOD MORNING BLUESKY

Embarrasing. Fucking embarrassing. I wish to hell we could blow this team up

Letting a guy in a scoring drought get a goal, getting stonewalled by a goalie I’ve never heard of….we’re playing all the hits tonight Just gotta give up a goal in the last minute of a period and a 1st goal of someone’s career/season

Bringing this one over to Bluesky

Just had hot pot for the first time and I gotta say I wasn’t really the biggest fan