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imsureitwillbefine.com
No matter what, no matter how. It will always be fine. If this is your first day on the internet, this account is satire.
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Farmers for trump 🤣 yep, he loves the farmers. MAGAs, getting the day they deserve. Unfortunately, kids suffer in the process.

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😂😅

submitted 92 days ago • 579 comments

Anyone else wonder how much the auto industry paid trump to pause the tariffs? I’m sure it’ll be fine.

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2025, the ridiculous has become the norm. Such a sad outcome for something that can literally be vaccinated against.

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Thinking that Tesla should have to buy back cars because people didn’t realize they bought from a nazi

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The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.

submitted 123 days ago • 2783 comments

THIS! 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

submitted 124 days ago • 1218 comments

👇👇

submitted 126 days ago • 1173 comments

Elon Musk has forced his way into the system that pays your Social Security checks and tax refunds. He likely now has access to your Social Security number.

submitted 125 days ago • 674 comments

I’m practicing to be president someday… Thanks a lot William Henry Harrison. Blame game ✅

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Former Secretary of Transportation--who was not on The Real World or Road Rules--weighs in on the President's efforts to blame the fatal air traffic accident on DEI.

submitted 129 days ago • 595 comments

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

submitted 129 days ago • 1392 comments

We strongly urge you not to resign and recommend seeking legal counsel!

submitted 130 days ago • 273 comments

The Trump administration has required that all communications and social media posts from federal agencies undergo prior approval before being shared. This directive is currently in effect until the end of the month.

submitted 134 days ago • 226 comments

Feeling cute, might resist. resist.bot

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Officer Brian Sicknick was killed on J6 because of Trump — here’s what Brian’s father said ⬇️⬇️⬇️ "Trump makes sure he gets his face out there. The guy’s a criminal. He’s the reason my son is dead—because of the riot at the Capitol…There’s nothing good about that man."

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Think I have found my final post forever on Facebook and instagram. I’m sure it will be fine.

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Why isn’t temu banned? Why isn’t Lenovo banned? This isn’t about the Chinese spying, it’s about meta and x surviving by eliminating competition.

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Can we normalize the phrase “the musk mind virus” and use it for anything Elon or billionaire evil related

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#fuckthecorpos

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I’m a real big fan of Planet Fitness’s “letter to cancel” policy. I wasn’t alive in the 1950s but let me give it a shot. My dearest @planetfitness.bsky.social I have found myself traveling many many miles by covered wagon and my heart breaks to write that we must break up. Eat a dick.

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Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer theonion.com/insurance-co...

submitted 179 days ago • 90 comments

Tried cutting my own bangs at 2 a.m. I’m sure it will be fine… eventually.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

Scheduled 14 meetings for tomorrow and triple-booked one of them. I’m sure it will be fine.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t mean to brag, but I just cleared out my email inbox. Now I’m fully prepared to ignore all new emails in real time.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

I’d like to recognize FedEx for the worst customer service, not sure how they are still in business. They don’t even have the good grace to be on Bluesky. Can we make #fuckfedex trend? That’d be cool. I’m sure it will be fine #fuckfedex #eatadick

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The incoming prez is a Bible-hawkin’, guitar-sellin’ convicted felon and dirty old man. How did we get here from Abraham Lincoln? 🤣

submitted 185 days ago • 903 comments