incognitjoe.bsky.social
less edgy than a cybertruck so i'm here now
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status and power, since he's had that since he was born
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oh i agree with that for sure. and to be clear, i'm irish, not american, so i'm not arguing for some kind of "norms" or whatever
globally, we're all aligned against these dickheads, tiocfaidh ár lá
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have you considered buying three copies, that'll definitely solve the problem
i'd explain why but i have to go find one of my torx screw sets, which i definitely left somewhere i'd remember
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ok my bad, i genuinely misread what you said and i've no interest in arguing with you
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mate i also got clean while having fuck all to my name, i think we're talking past each other. addiction sucks for sure, elon sucks in ways that have nothing to do with being an addict, so don't blame his stupid bullshit on drugs
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thanks for collating data so i can understand it better, which is pretty woke
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he has enough money to do whatever the fuck he wants, literally. you don't need to talk shit about addicts to justify why he's a useless fucking asshole, he's a useless fucking asshole who happens to have an addiction
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they'll have to take it from my cold, dead hands, because i can't afford heating rn
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does that count as an acquired taste
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the og person responded and confirmed that they in fact do not believe trump voters should get mail service bc "they don't deserve it." listen, i hate everything they stand for. i'll never forgive 'em. but if you think basic amenities only belong to people you like? congratulations: you're a fascist
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as a dedicated reply guy i am very sad these computers are taking my job of basically agreeing with the OP
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i'm on their no-piracy tier with similar conditions
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that's more than the current number of billionaires. which i'm completely fine with, and fine with future billionaires knowing what awaits them
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there's something deeply funny about identifying that specific weirdo by the woman in his life
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i had a fairly extensive phone interview with a company and we went through all the stuff i'm good at, and i explicitly told them "yeah i suck at javascript and don't do websites at all, though"
the leetcode test asked me to make a react component, apparently
>alert("i have no idea")
was wrong
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maybe he's just more rational than you and needs some dilbert strips for enrichment
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x marks the spot
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have you tried oat milk? a little bit works as a shake, a lot of it works as a pudding
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*proud european voice* the person in charge of government spending in my country isn't fucked up on ketamine and desperate for the attention of 4chan
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fwiw we don't blame the actions of your oligarchs on the ~300m or so of ye. unless you start saying shit like "spreading democracy", in which case you clearly need a clue
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to be fair, his wife is a doctor, so her medical opinion that sex means he sits in a little chair and watches her wrestle her yoga instructor is just him listening to the experts
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if you were meant to understand the soup there'd be a diagram, just relax and enjoy things for a change
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hellsing ultimate fucking rules and is well worth the... 13? hours it takes to watch
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michael i always knew we had a connection, and when you were being cold and distant, i now understand it was those other corporate ghouls undermining what we had, please respond to my DMs
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ah yeah, historically, "appeasement" has always worked well when dealing with dictators. or maybe it hasn't, i don't know! please publish a headline telling me how you're definitely not a fucking rube so i should send you money
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<nyt editorial headline writer voice> some historians are trying to distract from how great everything is lately, by screaming loudly. is this productive?
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ah, the human term of endearment, meaning "the one i'll kill first"
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"recently exfoliated elbow"
how recent?
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"If you have the data you can audit it"
that's almost adorable in how stupid it is
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free luigi and make him the ceo of unitedhealthcare
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an even cooler fact is that openai trained their data on quora answers, so now a computer can be this correct about everything for any subject
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yeah that's a failure squared, who and why designed your area to not allow walking around
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they're fundraising like never before, what more do you want
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you need to kick their ass in a new, unique and useful fashion
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by "fuck the police" i meant kiss them on their heroic mouths, it's the fans who were wrong
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oh just because one guy does that six times, we're all like that
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i think that's the evolved form when you give it alcohol but i'm not a todd main, tbh
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oh shit it's the toddster, whatup
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sounds like a fad, keep it up for a few months and report back
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one of my core memories with my newborn son was making his bottle while trying to make myself coffee one morning, and putting three scoops of formula into his bottle and one into my coffee. i don't drink milk.
a powerful lesson in providing, or, i was sleep deprived and doing my best, who's to say
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hey man, i'm not particularly tall so you probably won't remember me coming up to you crying and telling you i wish i was as strong as you, but i will never forget what you told me: "do you want to buy a hat, or a bible, or something? what have you got in your wallet"
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yep and yep!
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"nothing was risked and nothing was gained", i say about a videogame, before logging off to definitely go do important and meaningful things with my life