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Ain't nothing but a SHRM thang, baby~

lol

I think we can all agree that “my hump” is one of the worst songs ever made

oh hell yeah. all the preset characters are fucking freaks lol #avowed

wait avowed is based in the same setting as pillars of eternity? sick

THE FOUR RATIOS: 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘵 💬30 🔄10k 🤍30k 𝗖𝗮𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴 💬500 🔄500 🤍10k 𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆 𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘴 💬2 🔄10 🤍5k 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘺𝘱𝘴𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘥 💬12k 🔄5 🤍0

don’t fucking call it that! it’s just soup topped with a little cheese and pepper!! trying to make shit sound fancy for no reason

what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

Pod save AMERICA? Pod SAVE America? POD save America?

damn y'all we got a red alien fighting against a blue alien

we don’t used the word imbecile enough

It’s more than a feeling (LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR) When I hear that old song they used to play (LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR) I begin dreaming (LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR) ‘Til I see Marianne walk away

Five Guys at Freddie’s

Bad Week 2025- day 6 - captain, no

[werner herzog voice] the looney tunes are an abomination. the little bald man shoots the duck in the face but he lives. the coyote is crushed by many anvils, and yet he continues. these unnatural beings cannot die - and without death, what is the value of life itself?

the halftime show marching band skillfully maneuvers into the shape of the universally feared void being End of Existence. the crowd goes wild. a bloodbath ensues

why is it alchemy and not alchemistry

I know it’s cold in the house when I see these two start snuggling up

metal queer solid

“yeah I’m sitting directly on your chest got a problem?”

span the copita

youtube pee

lol. lmao

Ahh my first porn bot 🥹

All tucked in or close enough

the gym bros all have lead poisoning. who would have thought

Sisyphus: Looking for a private service to help me get this boulder up the hill. Will pay anything

being on bluesky

Alan wake 2 done. Fucking crazy game. In a good way

brings a tear to my eye when someone grows up from being a kpop stan

I’m willing to accept all the porn bots. come to me. I will give you shelter. I will be your Christ

looked at map while I was at the mall and the “you are here” sticker was below the map and engulfed in flames???

loving the noose at #legoland lol

what is life if not the choice between being a rock superstar vs being a rap superstar

gravity is now woke 😞

the koskela ads in alan wake 2 are so fucking funny

doing an activity called “lurbing”. No i will not explain what that is

I’ve been an AI bot all along

these are so good

whoever designed seonhee should be remembered like michelangelo

ahh 2024. reminiscing about all the lows, the lows, and even more of the lows

went bowling on my birthday and got a 165, my highest score ever. bodes well for this coming year

frail wizard bf and strong knight gf