[werner herzog voice] the looney tunes are an abomination. the little bald man shoots the duck in the face but he lives. the coyote is crushed by many anvils, and yet he continues. these unnatural beings cannot die - and without death, what is the value of life itself?
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Also amazing post and I did hear it in his voice
We have always stood at the precipice of oblivion and stared down into the dreamless dark, and the enlightened thought is not to question what lay within it. It is to simply remark, Jeez Louise.
So I see it as added value (derogatory-ish?).
Some Reply Guy: "But Neitzsche never said that! What are you, a dummy?"
Some Reply Guy: "Now you're making Ad HoMiNeM aTtAcKs because you ran out of arguments."
They have no idea who that is, and they don't have the curiousity to find out before they hit "reply"
...i somehow forgot i was on bsky and not fedi
Jeeze, Louise. ‼️
*highly accented screaming comes from off-screen*
Alt text: church giggles at 2 AM in ER while addled wife sleeps through gall bladder meltdown
What do it be?
How are they work?
Louise‼️
this is how my mom texts me about, like, ted cruz
#NotSureIRememberedItRight
#HopeHerzogForgivesMe
Because I dunno how you can bear to see this done to your beloved Werner.
The trend of "difficulty differentiating real life from satire" is like the global warming hockey stick.
This is it, the night of nights"
Jeez Louise!
just any pill
Gimme dat pill
*i don't have the means to process that they could be real
*purposely walks into a strip club, pays money, and sits down*
"I don't understand why people here keep taking their clothes off."
I mean I wouldn't try very hard, but I could make that case if I wanted to.
(is crushed by falling anvil)
My grandfather who rose to rank of bishop in the Methodist church, used to ask me if I knew what was happening in the cartoons wasn’t real? I’m mean he was legit concerned I would drop an anvil on some kids head.
Lmmfao
Granted, it *was* pretty funny. He had a great sense of comedic timing. Hope that kid's doing well.
Take a PILL!!
The irony
Louise ‼️
But that alone says all you need to know about them.
Aka - some people are just dumb.
Pretending they can't possibly exist just gives them power.
*Reads thread*
"Apparently I'm a motherfucking Einstein."
It's like opening up a terrifyingly beautiful gift. Then realizing the horror in the gift has a significant impact on your life.
Jeez, Louise ‼️
I assume all stupid posts are meant facetiously. This has greatly improved my outlook on the world.
And our sympathies must always and forever reside with the coyote through every sadistic calamity his demented creators subject him to.
How can the cheese be both once and future at the same time? These are two separate cheeses. The cheese in the past will be eaten or will biodegrade. The cheese in the future will be a different cheese from different milk.
(Claude Sonnet teaching me how to swear like a Minnesotan)
the most misinterpreted humor device amongst the incurious
ah, yes, you are following a person who posts jokes so that you can aggressively complain about every joke as if it was completely serious
Save them time and me patience.
He'd get me and my brother to stand up, drop our drawers, and show our bruised butts to them, and they'd ooh and ahh over them like Jackson Pollack masterpieces.
Sometimes...my Dad didn't rock.
What's your take on slap stick comedy? You know like Dick Van Dyke, Chevy Chase. The same I guess since they do crazy things and yet get up and walk away.
They make life out of whole cloth and create Corporate Artificial Intelligence sentient Gods that cannot die. ‼️
Cartoonish cycle of life, not unlike our own.
Not too much on looney tunes
Bugs is my partner and I always felt sorry for road runner.
Watching looney tunes made me realize I wasn’t the only one having a bad day.
I’ll get AI to do the video.
Werner Herzog narratoring stuff is a great bit. You ever hear him talk about skateboarding?
"What you are doing is special, bordering on sacred"
https://youtu.be/EQLInlnfWUc?si=s2kjKqDrRoHYDObh
Ze maus wears a mask of hollow happiness, behind zat we find the efficient evil of a zoulless machine. Ze maus represents an empire zat survives on regurgitating ze specks of humanity it had in ze past, when it wasn't a shell of an idea stumbling forward by sheer inertia.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Herzog
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Herzog
Jeez, Louise ‼️
your head
No animals were hurt in the making of this programme.
Possibly.
Minecraft reminded me the same thing.
My grandson played it and the car would go into the water and he would do it over and over.
Then stated something to his father. In real life you can't fly your car into the lake and come back out like new as in Minecraft.
But I never shall…
And with strange aeons even death may die
This is a common misconception but it's actually a Prestige situation.
Observe the endless suffering of these cartoon beings. The duck is shot point-blank—yet he endures. The coyote is pulverized by anvils — yet he persists. Their immortality mocks the human condition, stripping life of meaning. In this perpetual loop, death is but a punchline
yet I persist
#resist
but don’t think I’d relish him being pissed at me…
*chef's kiss*
perfect.
You got his voice perfectly.
Reminds me of the old New York Magazine Competition.
I've seen it many times, and it's delightful.
He is probably your age.
Like the cartoon creatures we go on for eternity, unable to disappear
Totally read it back in his voice and it was great!
Jesus' resurrection makes mockery of life, and he should have never revived Lazarus.
Let the dead remain dead.
Ban all cartoons they are unrealistic and give children the wrong view of life.
Also, any fantasy, and children's book. A worm driving an apple? Ridiculous.
😉
I am a bit too old for those cartoons and books. Never read them or watched them. I have seen my cousins kids with them.
If you say Duffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam, Porky Pig, Tom & Jerry,Twenty, Sylvester, etc.
I would know.
It's sarcasm, that's why the wink emoji.
Following the ridiculous thought provided by the first post as a sarcastic remark.
The only difference it seems you are a sad person who needs to attack others.
I honestly wish you the best.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Herzog
It is madness.”
https://shelfdust.com/2019/03/13/the-coyote-gospel-a-gospel-as-according-to-grant-morrison/
I think you're a p-zombie.
Huh?
What?
Who are you people?
And how did I end up in the middle of philosophers convention?
(Frantically looking for door marked exit)
(See entrance to long dark hallway and rush to it)
(WTF!? WHO PAINTED THIS? Actually pretty realistic looking)