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i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
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i can't wait to see ol' ea-nasir wriggle out of this jam! *ea-nasir wriggles out effortlessly* ah well, nevertheless

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

No. Stop. I can't become a college of cardinals elections sicko on top of everything else

submitted 7 hours ago • 8 comments

I cannot wait to tell J.B. Pritzker "you got it, boss" in three years. I was genetically engineered to say that to a guy who looks like he does.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

after hearing from several of you last night, i think i have a general structure for this. it's subject to change based on feedback, but if you're a current, fired, or currently-being-litigated federal worker, i want to hear from you. here are the details.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Man if you know how to make money shorting something that goes up in value you gotta share that with the class

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

It was honestly a lot healthier when you had Arnold running around in the big action movies because there was no realistic expectation that Arnold would become what normal people should look like. But you get Chris Pratt down to 6% bf for a shirtless scene and people get the wrong idea

submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

Professional void starers report back that void has some good points actually

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

The economy is vibes

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

bob, you were an adult, one presumes, from 2016 to 2020

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

A Democrathicc Party to make FDR look like a conservative

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

look, these people are all nazis

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

is it just me or has gmail's filtering turned into hot fucking garbage

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔟𝔬𝔡𝔶 is a ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ for turning ℍ𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 ℕ𝕦𝕥 ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕤 into 𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓀𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑒𝓂𝒶𝒾𝓁𝓈

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments