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Obviously far from the biggest indignity but every federal worker getting blasted a Saturday night “defend your paycheck” email from the world’s most annoying drug addict is such a pain in the ass

submitted 11 hours ago • 16 comments

Personally if I were rich beyond anyone's dreams I'd sell everything I needed to pay attention to, invest some of my wealth, use most of it to fund the arts and public projects I believed in, and kick it somewhere near the equator for the rest of my days instead of doing...whatever this is

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

"They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother"

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The age of boob themed restaurants is over. The time for ass themed restaurants has come

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The kind of shades a dorky 18 year old sees at a gas station and thinks make him look cool

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Grimes deserves her lot in life but their kids didn't do shit, man. Feel sorry for them growing up with the world's biggest douchebag as a father

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

submitted 2 days ago • 1334 comments

The people who think this is awesome are the same people that will cry and stomp their feet if you have a problem with the national anthem at games or the pledge in schools. My brother in Christ, you long for the monarchy! We are not the same!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Is there some kind of "theater at the end of Inglorious Basterds" type situation someone could do to fix everything currently going on

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If one of the teenagers Elon has tapped to dismantle the federal government threw everyone off the Medicare rolls tomorrow, the media would be reporting the next day about how much money DOGE is "saving" taxpayers

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

If you read this there's a decent chance you die in the next 2 years in either a fatal plane crash or seizing up in the hospital with terminal meltovirus

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Yeeaahhh...might be a good idea to hold off on air travel for the rest of 2025 if you can help it

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"The safety of air travel is a non-partisan issue, which is why I, an extremely partisan individual that spent $44B on a social media website in order to further those partisan views, will be taking it over"

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

RFK running the CDC voice: "If you contract facemeltovirus, mix two parts Mr. Pig soft drink product with one part table salt (Morton's is fine) and inject directly into eyeball"

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I got 3 vertical lines tattooed on my upper arm and now everyone that sees it thinks it's the monster energy logo even though I got it before monster energy was a thing...I feel this guy's pain but maybe he should've known better lmao

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Elon is the only guy to wear a t shirt over a barrel with suspenders, he really is a genius after all

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Day in the life of a female IDF soldier: - Get hair and makeup done - Shoot propaganda videos in English with the other girlies - Throw flashbangs into a wedding reception and point loaded guns at children

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Democrats be like: "Trump is a f****t"

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submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

His illiquidity is the danger. He has to keep doing shit like this. The Not Actually Real Money Bus must be kept above $200 billion or it will explode. All of this shit is basically debt and blackmail and it's forcing people like Musk into increasingly precarious and dangerous positions.

submitted 12 days ago • 134 comments

Can I just say how funny it is that last year the Chiefs winning pissed off the right because Taylor is a lib and Kelce did a pfizer commercial and this year the Chiefs losing pissed off the right because they're back to being conservative-coded I guess

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Only thing I'm interested in betting on today is taking the over on "how many times will sports betting be mentioned"

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

submitted 15 days ago • 52 comments

Remember when Kanye was on SNL a long ass time ago and Pete Davidson told him to take his meds (this was roughly a decade before Pete was fucking Kim)...well, Kanye should've listened lmao

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

A user with a cute fuzzy rodent display name came under fire when she decided to share THIS with her neighbors that were eating too much takeout

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Will we also see the return of the needlessly horny GoDaddy TV spot? Check your betting lines, sports fans

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments