orbitron81.bsky.social
Actually from STL ⚜️
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I still remember the despair I felt the first time a gas pump played an ad at me
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Can we just put the capital G Gamers down instead
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I feel like we can pump that number up
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In the fantasy world where he jk lols just after that, that doesn't make it less idiotic
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This dude has terminal centrist disease
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Did this mf really say “how mean were they”? Is that a real question?
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I like to imagine the pain in his eyes is do to his testicles being twisted by ghosts
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Real men slap their dick and balls across the keyboard, I understand you don’t get it
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OK just from a public speaking standpoint this is an 11/10 but the way he sliced and diced the BS in those questions makes it a 20/10
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I had Shaq Diesel and I freaking LOVED it
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Bro was like "oh she just pronounced it wrong"
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I mean you can make anything sound dumb if you try, this is the whole point of "Explain X badly" posts
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Yes, village people cowboy would have been better
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Do you think there was a flicker of embarrassment backstage when he saw the other country’s outfits? I hope so, if only for a moment
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How hard would it have been to just do a hot cowboy or something jfc
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That’s what I’m saying! How hard would it have been to do a hot cowboy I mean jfc
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How hard is it to just put on a sexy cowboy outfit or something, god I hate what Marvel has done to us
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No easier way to get me not to spend money on something than adding "Dubai" to it
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eyes on the prize as always I see
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Ho is gender neutral anyway 🤷🏼♂️
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He balances out but manages to do it in a non-infuriating "both sides are bad" way. He's go the secret formula
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I went to see him on tour like 5 years ago and he did 15 minutes or so on cancel culture, which was annoying. But then he also does this so I'm like eh whatever he's cool
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Nah I'll just boot up stardew valley
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I remember finding his stuff back in like 2000, spent the next few days reading everything he ever wrote and laughing with tears in my eyes until my gf finally asked me what the hell was going on 😭
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Enemies to lovers
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I feel like this is something that even the target audience would be embarrassed to play
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obviously the lettuce is for the burgers he's grilling this weekend
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Normally I’d make a joke about how they’re gonna disappear you but uhhh yeah maybe instead I’ll just say keep up the good work Ken
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This just in, there are a bunch of annoying little antisocial weirdos online, who knew
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Oh I have no doubt that he was upset, which brings me joy as he is a cheap shotting little punk ass
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Wonder if Brad remembers crying after losing to the Blues in Boston in the 2019 stanley cup final, because I do