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sarahlkay.bsky.social
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

There is no scenario where neoliberal Democrats control the Democratic Party and the party regains popularity to dominate electorally nationwide. Progressive populism. That’s the only path for the Democrats.

Any time a protection payment or bribe comes due they can just file a bogus lawsuit then "settle"

And on top of all this, we refuse to learn any lessons! USA! USA!

Word of the day….

SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)

I ended up scrolling Reddit for a bit last night and I was heartened to see so many subreddits across all subjects agreeing to ban all x links

@emmavigeland.bsky.social #seedoil

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

BRAIN: Be afraid of things ME: Yeah, we live in terrifying times BRAIN: No, like random harmless things ME: Haha ok cool

Profits and cruelty, the essence of right wing (and right masquerading as left) policy

"When Mexico sends its people, they're sending their best. They're sending firefighters to help solve American problems. They're bringing fire fighting uniforms. They're bringing fire fighting equipment. They're bringing kittens down from trees. And all, I assume, are good people."

Blocking isn't enough, I need a bog witch to cast a spell on them to have a near-death experience that makes them realize the true nature of the universe and inner peace to make them a better person.

I'd be so pissed if I was that girl with the neck pillow

Hot tip for the next two years: a Republican bill does the opposite of what it’s called. A GOP bill defunding schools that mandate vaccines would be called the “Protect our Schools Act.” A GOP bill raising the retirement age for social security would be called the “Retire With Dignity Act.”

Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything

How it started. How it’s going

LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

It's 4:50pm January 4, 2025 and I just switched from coffee to rum and Coke. Also I thought it was January 3 so I'm doing great

@samseder.bsky.social repeatedly saying "skeet" while @emmavigeland.bsky.social visibly dies inside is my favorite moment of 2025 so far

Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub

I believe I shall take to my bed chamber until it hits 60° again