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Maine. “Riesling is the weapon of the future.”
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

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why not decommission it the usual way: launching it into a million pieces over protected wetlands

Freak #folk legend Michael Hurley remembered by fellow freak folk legend & collaborator Peter Stampfel (Holy Modal Rounders) www.furious.com/perfect/mich... #Folkmusic

Ow theonion.com/ow/

exciting new kara swisher interview with the wunderkind who's gone bankrupt 17 times and just invented a habeas corpus crypto app that lets you take your ecivil rights anywhere you're renditioned

"It is offensive to call us the Gestapo when in fact we are simply a Secret State Police force. A Geheime Staatspolizei, if you will."

people using chatgpt so much they start to believe it’s god proves that in defiance of clarke’s third law basically any old bullshit is indistinguishable from magic

Wanna see something cool? At the Grammy's in 1976, Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Torme explained what jazz is. The result? The crowd losing its mind. 🔥

Social media is an echo chamber, unlike my 300 totally psycho curated group chats (which I leave or shut down when people disagree with me too much),

White House releases new photos of suspected MS-13 members with tattoos on their hands:

excellent Snock deep dive from @byroncoley.bsky.social in the perpetually essential Arthur Mag @jaywbabcock.bsky.social arthurmag.com/2013/04/27/o...

Rest easy, Snock.

Eephus was a really good time at the movies. It really felt like baseball—playing baseball more than watching it—at kind of an elemental level, which I thought was pretty cool. That should tell you a lot about whether you'd like it or not, but if you like baseball like that, it's a treat.

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All federal employees must respond to an email from a Nigerian prince with their bank account number or risk being terminated.

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