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Trump is not joking about trying to become president for life

submitted 3 days ago • 487 comments

all of Trump's TRUTH SOCIAL posts should be read aloud in the style of Parker Posey doing Victoria Ratliff

submitted 4 days ago • 24 comments

Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.

submitted 5 days ago • 209 comments

We cannot give everyone a trial and due process. We have to stop the criminality. Justice demands we should accept the clear evidence that JD Vance killed the Pope.

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.

submitted 7 days ago • 463 comments

If this is the effect of walking back some of his economic program, just imagine the prosperity he could unleash if he abandoned all of it!

submitted 19 days ago • 23 comments

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

submitted 21 days ago • 1289 comments

Absolutely incredible photo choice here. A+

submitted 24 days ago • 170 comments

Have you said thank you once?

submitted 24 days ago • 84 comments

A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.

submitted 24 days ago • 225 comments

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

submitted 26 days ago • 434 comments

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.

submitted 26 days ago • 299 comments

Economic win probability chart right here. Buzzer beater!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

ELIE MYSTAL: “This is what fascism looks like. I don’t know what y’all expected it to look like… People are being abducted and disappeared from our streets. These people haven’t even been charged in court.” 🇺🇸

submitted 27 days ago • 235 comments

I am beginning to have doubts that these people were chosen on the basis of merit.

submitted 33 days ago • 41 comments

Sorry texting a little too fast! 😅 Yeah so we saw a target go in his girlfriend’s building and just collapsed the whole thing down on everyone inside! Oh nice! ❤️✝️👍

submitted 33 days ago • 60 comments

no offense to Jeff but if you are alleging the head editor of the Atlantic was cunning enough to circumvent all your security safeguards that kinda makes you sound even worse

submitted 34 days ago • 288 comments

Nobody: Dems when there is a special election:

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

submitted 34 days ago • 1141 comments

Pete Hegseth’s morning routine just dropped.

submitted 35 days ago • 783 comments

Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man in government who doesn’t really care who’s in his bomb Yemen group chat

submitted 35 days ago • 85 comments

Much needed reminder that the government’s job is to make life better for people, fingers crossed everybody remembers that someday

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Tonight an unbelievable 34,000 people gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back. This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008. Also bigger than the 2024 DNC. And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

submitted 38 days ago • 3491 comments

If you miss Twitter just pretend this post is an ad for a race science blog that sells supplements

submitted 189 days ago • 179 comments

Not holding townhalls because constituents are pissed off is the civic equivalent and stopping testing because that way the COVID numbers can't go up.

submitted 61 days ago • 232 comments

A federal judge in Washington said on Monday that the way the Trump administration set up and has been running Elon Musk’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency may violate the Constitution.

submitted 63 days ago • 270 comments

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

submitted 70 days ago • 2250 comments

Elon Musk is an idiot on an almost inconceivable scale. He had his high-school toadies pull a random list from a database he doesn’t understand, and on that basis alone decided that 60 MILLION SOCIAL SECURITY ENROLLEES, out of 72 million total, are fraudulent. 83% fraudulent!

submitted 70 days ago • 294 comments

It’s time

submitted 78 days ago • 40 comments

lol. Canada had to buy a Super Bowl ad! Dumbest timeline.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Study Finds Human Brain Contains Entire Spoon’s Worth Of Nanoplastics theonion.com/study-f...

submitted 82 days ago • 47 comments

Listen to fountains of wayne

submitted 83 days ago • 39 comments

*President

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

submitted 95 days ago • 73 comments