I'm good, I've been off Twitter for a while now and at this point I miss it in the same way Satan misses quenching his thirst with a pint of holy water tbh
I’ve been off of Twitter for 3 years. Never missed it for a day. Full disclosure. I was booted off Twitter by my GOP, niece who works for Verizon as a lobbyist who called me a Marxist and said he son was going to die because i voted for Biden. This at the start of the Ukraine war.
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man, i miss the stupid ironic shitposts. i dont miss the massive amount of alt history larpers who wish the axis won ww2 tha. thats why im now here, i can shitpost to my hearts content
Are they wildly dangerous with zero quality control? It's not the same if it's just vitamin C, I need an extract from a plant that gives me heart palpitations
Actual poison in supplements thrown in for free. Either intentionally or because there's no quality control at the supplement bin garage packing facility (it used to be a McDonalds).
Pretend this reply is a series of replies from two bots that is intended to look like a conversation that organically leads into an ad for some crypto scam.
Will they finally satisfy my black hole of insecurity though? Or is that something that the FakeDrugAsminiatration doesn't want me to know?!
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*cries*
If you miss Twitter just pretend this post is an ad for a sink organiser being sold for 3x the usual price that will take 6 weeks to be shipped to you.
Twitter is a infierno toxic people who don't take his punishment, Elon Musk He reformed the blocking of users who can see our posts, he is going crazy.
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Bluesky good
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(thanks)
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That was truly shocking! How did he do it???
Fuck
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Ok, thanks. I got it out of my system.
This “supplement” contains 50,000% of the maximum amount of lead that is safe to consume for the human body. Do not take this.
Source:
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Looking into it
(insert transphobic comment)
This is an ad
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add coke to vaseline and just watch
Mix cola with vaseline! Mix cola with vaseline and just watch!
I'm sick and tired of those ads. Somehow this isn't anywhere near as big of a problem as it is on Instagram.
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Interesting
*insert AI images of buff old men*
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*cries*
(am i doing it right
(do you like my Halloween costume im elon musk)
i am cosplaying as elon musk
And the other things are Blu + RTs, or blurts!
He's such a great father, wow what a guy and totally normal and funny
Pussy in Bio
☑️ It's normal to miss things. Dont be sad because it's over, smile because it happened.💖