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Mondelez makes Oreos and Chips Ahoy. RFK Jr is targeting processed foods. They’re coming for MAGA’s snacks. They may not care about facism, but wait till their cookies taste all weird.

Excited to soon be taken to a billionaire’s private island and hunted for sport!

love my great nation. not the schools though they teach wrong. not the agriculture though the workers are immigrants. not the scientists though they try to trick me. not the great cities though they’re elite. HATE the great cities. not my neighbors though they criticize my nation. I love the banks

Maybe the actual world already ended and we're just living through the bloopers part just before the credits.

TRUMP: The NCAA has complied immediately. That's good. But I understand Maine -- is the governor of Maine here? JANET MILLS: Yeah I'm here TRUMP: Are you not gonna comply? JM: I'm going to comply with state and federal law T: You better do it bc you're not gonna get any federal funding at all

the “computer expert” who owns X — where hundreds of millions of posts are sent a day — thinks computers can only do a few things at a time

From a family member, you will need to enlarge the photo but please do so and read! “This is what my daughter has had to deal with for the past few weeks as a Federal Human Resources Supervisor. Put your daughter, or son, or spouse in this position! This is not a [bullshit] post, it's real.”

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

ICYMI: There's a measles outbreak happening right now in west Texas. Measles is one of the most contagious diseases in the world. President Trump's plans to cut thousands of jobs from the CDC—coupled with Secretary Kennedy's anti-vaccine agenda—is disastrous for us all.

"farmers are apoplectic. In Ohio, they’re stressed about USAID contracts and USDA cost-sharing investments. They held up their end. The government made promises. Now their family farms and livelihoods are on the line. Billions of dollars are at stake. It’s all being held hostage by Musk and Trump."

THR: “.. Paramount now signaling that it’s prepared to go on the offensive .. leveraging the threat of uncovering information about Trump’s financials, including with respect to his social media company .. and the cryptocurrency he launched, in discovery.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

The cybersecurity lead for VA.gov was fired last week. He tells WIRED that the Veterans Affairs digital hub will be more vulnerable without someone in his role.

Because they want you dead www.ems1.com/public-healt...

Our lifestyle and environmental exposures are the predominant influencers of healthy aging and premature mortality, compared with polygenic risk, in the first comprehensive assessment www.nature.com/articles/s41... open-access

I bet Russia is kicking themselves that they didn't realize it only took 12 nerds to take over America

Damn girl are you a Disney princess? Because I have terrible news about your parents

Imagine falling in love with someone only to find out they own a cybertruck

Welcome to 60. You exercise a lot more now by walking to the bathroom several times a night.

He's known for not paying anybody, so why would he start now?

silver lining: if one of those gen-z brats accidentally deletes medicare.exe maybe boomers will stop blaming millennials for everything

Beyoncé: 🎶 Who runs the world? Me (mic pointed at my face): A small group of incels under the leadership of an unloveable billionaire.

non-political shitposts don’t need political comments. leave the low-hanging fruit where it grows

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

i know this is a short form platform but this is something i wrote two years ago that still knocks about in my head and my heart read it or don’t, i just wanted to share

everything is a conspiracy if, like david sacks, you are a fucking idiot