Damn girl are you a Disney princess? Because I have terrible news about your parents - ThreadSky

councilofdeen.bsky.social • 21 days ago

Damn girl are you a Disney princess? Because I have terrible news about your parents

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elizabethwest.bsky.social•20 days ago

Are they evil or dead?

r17snowsongless.bsky.social•20 days ago

let the devil in/heavy metal'n, princesses

peteonearth.bsky.social•20 days ago

This calls an unnecessarily dangerous adventure with a love interest you just met five minutes ago!

councilofdeen.bsky.social•20 days ago

IT SURE DOES

jesspenningtonvo.bsky.social•20 days ago

😹😹😹

luke-givens.bsky.social•20 days ago

Do you at least get to choose the sidekick?

councilofdeen.bsky.social•20 days ago

Maybe after the funeral

luke-givens.bsky.social•20 days ago

Ahhh like a cute wise cracking hearse perhaps?

councilofdeen.bsky.social•20 days ago

Lmaoo this made snort

urrandomgamer.bsky.social•20 days ago

That moment when your child is being born and they pop out with anime protagonist hair. Time to prepare the will!

thepenguinsays.bsky.social•11 days ago

The only way to deliver that news

councilofdeen.bsky.social•11 days ago

Theres been a terrible accident

jbargarden.bsky.social•18 days ago

thank you for that!

baronvonj.bsky.social•4 days ago

Disney doesn't even need a princess! Just watched Honey I Shrunk the Kids a few days ago and they get emotionally invested in a baby ant, then kill it off.

nonayerbiznatch.bsky.social•20 days ago

So their version of female perfection is desperate for love and completely vulnerable so they will accept any savior male.

petestaiano.com•18 days ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nectar-vam77.bsky.social•20 days ago

Older Disney killed off moms.

So, Disney is matricidal

theakscott.bsky.social•21 days ago

Now I'm realizing Batman is the boy version of a Disney princess

councilofdeen.bsky.social•21 days ago

He sure is

notthecops.bsky.social•20 days ago

No, tell me about it- mom’s a bear, and dad is *Scottish* of all things

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