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spankyq.bsky.social

I am the walrus's valet.

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Canada represents everything the United States will never be, and the United States represents everything Canada will never become.

submitted 18 hours ago • 229 comments

EXCLUSIVE: A federal worker at the EPA sent an incredible email to Administrator Lee Zeldin. He's refused to stay silent, and has asked me to share the email - and his name - with the public. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...

submitted 1 day ago • 1120 comments

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol! Good. https://people.com/elizabeth-holmes-breaks-her-silence-in-first-interview-from-prison-it-s-been-hell-and-torture-exclusive-8789737

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If you haven’t ordered your last round of free Covid home tests, get ‘em now before they’re destroyed. special.usps.com/testkits

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

what happened to day one?

submitted 3 days ago • 332 comments

Don’t… just don’t… freeze Singapore noodles for later consumption. This will not work out for you. Unless you like dry noodles swimming in warm water. In which case, go fucking nuts.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

“The agency is proposing to shut down one of the channels for distributing them, COVIDTests.gov, on Tuesday night, according to the agency officials and internal documents.”It’s still open! Place your order now! wapo.st/42VLGQh

submitted 3 days ago • 31 comments

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

submitted 3 days ago • 506 comments

helluva thread from the hellsite about the comically bad “savings” doge claims to have found (sorry for the weirdly sized screenshots, I had to squeeze everything into only 4 of them)

submitted 3 days ago • 93 comments

The amount of secondhand embarrassment I have even just watching this is through the roof.

submitted 4 days ago • 2925 comments

Jefferson City, MO #missouri #FiftyFiftyOne #Protests #NoKingsDay I’d estimate 300 people or so. I hate protests, I really hate chanting slogans, can’t stand it, but my friends and I felt it was important to do something to show that there are people willing to oppose the regime openly.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

So fucking embarrassing. Like a schoolyard protection racket. “Sure, I’ll help keep you safe from Butch and his boys but ah… how’s about you do a little something for me and give me your lunch money?”

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The guy did put in a lot of “sirs” so that’s a good start. If he’d only mentioned being a big strong man and having tears in his eyes he might have a shot.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Staggering sales drops, swastika-daubed EVs, companies culling fleet models, and fan-forum owners selling their cars—Elon Musk's alt-right antics are seriously impacting his electric car business.

submitted 5 days ago • 228 comments

I think the reason people are frustrated with Democratic leaders is that they expect these elected representatives to act like a real disaster is happening, which it is. Four-day weekends and bratwurst junkets in Munich kind of undercut that

submitted 5 days ago • 135 comments

BREAKING: Doomsday Clock Resigns From Post, Issues Statement That Just Says “You Know What, This Used to Be Fun, But Fuck This Shit”

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments