Now realistically, I would prefer a crappily wiped windscreen to an unwiped one, but then again I also tend to prefer to not buy the dumbest luxury vehicle in history, so I can't vouch for how a Cybertruck owner would feel about the whole thing.
I read an article late last year where a CT owner was complaining that he had to keep stopping to remove snow from the front of his car. The snow coming up from the roadway was blocking his headlights.
Did you see those clips of the CT having súch bad engineering of the wiper, that it doesn't wipe water off the screen, it pushes it down, back into/onto the hood?
And as a result, it immediately creeps back up, due to wind resistance & speed?
They're everywhere where I live, especially Cybertrucks. These clowns are stuck with them... nobody will take one as a trade-in (not even Tesla!) and nobody will pay anywhere near retail price for them. It's pretty funny, honestly.
After scrolling this timeline for a while, you need to take a break for cute puppies and cats, beautiful landscape and to laugh at cyber trash cans.
Yup America is being taken over by the billionaires, but you need to lol once in a while!
The ancient vehicles the military already has can navigate snow and drive off-road. Why did our military grant a massive contract for these pavement bound trash cans?
Oh right, because Elon bought the entire country. I almost forgot.
This is the NEW Military armored vehicle OUR government just purchased from Elongate! $400 million…what in the Holy Fu€k is going on!!!!
STOP THIS MOFO!
Shockingly, the contract was put on hold by Dump, of all people. I hope, in the depths of my cold, black heart, that this is the first sign of the end of the bromance between Felon and f'Elon.
The name was absolutely removed, yes. But then the whole project was sidelined... for now. Not that that really means much coming from anyone involved in this fiasco, but that's the current reporting.
I thought they just changed the requisition language by dropping the name Tesla and left it as a line item simply as "Armored vehicle" or some such dodge. Mush is still going to get that contract
Yeah, that sounds more accurate, rather than your original comment where you said Trump may be getting over his bromance with Ketamusk so he pulled the contract.
I'm still trying to figure out how they get to call it a truck. My Honda Pilot can hold more cargo with the back seat down... and it gets around in the snow without any problem.
Watching him simply blowing USAID up without proper reviewing or input about consequences for efficiency to get more trickle down tax cuts, plus what he did to Twitter shows he screws his socks on to be the richest man in history and quality and function is secondary to appearances and perceptions.
This Cyberdrek is the only Tesla vehicle Elmo had any hand in designing. Of course it’s ugly, brash, doesn’t deliver on its hype & doomed to the trash heap of history. Just like Elmo
Reminds me of a snow high-centered car my cycling group came upon on a low traveled country road. We stopped to get them unstuck until after 5 minutes the driver and passengers were still just standing watching us. We all got back on our bikes and told them “good luck!”
The Texans rolling around in these grotesque mutant pieces of cheap tin don’t worry about the snow, but rain & heat turn these musktrashbaskets into floating deathtraps. I call them “Little Peen” Little Tikes wheels.
I'd have to imagine that a stainless steel vehicle with a front windshield the size of Emil Bove's forehead isn't well-designed for a Texas summer either.
Whoa, hold on now, not all of us look like a smashed thumb with a frowny face drawn on it. It’s just that the really ugly guys who couldn’t get by on a sense of humor or decent personality gravitated to the “bitter disappointment so I’ll blame everyone else” party.
You know. Republicans.
Lol my friend had a Corolla! It was a beast in the snow. I think he had 300k miles on it when 1 of the kids wrecked it. The thing was nearly unstoppable & more cupholders than all my cars put together!
🎶Cyber truck driving up on something
Then it's stuck.
Always driven by a stupid fuck.
It is a cyber truck.
It is the cyyyyybeeeerrrre trrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuucccccck🎶
Hey, but don’t worry, Elon’s guys are gonna get to work making our air travel safer…. You know, now that all of the DEI that Trump go rid of is causing planes to fall out of the sky at a rate almost equal to our mass shootings
And now our military is going to own a boatload of Tesla trucks. Don't they often drive on unpaved, soft dirt and muddy roads, even before there is snow? Just great.
And weighted down with armor, will they even have the power to drive on paved streets?
And how far will they be able to run between charges, loaded down with the extra weight of being armored?
Will they even be able to go 50 miles?
US military is one of very few organisations stupid enough to waste money on a crap product like this. Maybe something for the new Doge- organization to dig a bit deeper into, or perhaps not
Since NHTSA has given cybertruck the worst vehicle rating, surprised Elon didn't dismantle them the day after he dismantled USAID who was investigating Starlink. (Starlink got USAID funds for Starlink in Ukraine)
They'll be used for high level dignitaries, and that's about all.
These things can't drive in snow, sand, or mud... I have no idea what military application they could have, except to be sent to Russia as a form of sabotage?
Also a firm reminder to carry kitty litter in the trunk. Helps for traction. There's also a purple pellet brand that looks like cat litter made just for this i think, it used to help me and my mustang get out the snow. I miss that car...
What a fucking joke! And the foreign immigrant sold a bill of goods like this to the State Department? There must be an investigation about this massive swindle!
Statistically, Pintos really weren't all that bad... These Cyber-stuck Swasticars have such a horrendous safety rating they're like Soap Box racers with modern engines.
Yeah I still don't think that's going to happen. This country is going to continue to be a s*** hole even after Trump that's assuming he doesn't try and stay in office
That's what it costs for all the unsold Cybertrucks sitting at dealers nation wide. Maybe they can send them over to Russia to finally end the war in Ukraine.
I'd take a Yugo over a Tesla any day, they were tough little buggers. My brother ditched the hell outta one, had it towed out only because the ditch was too steep & drove away without a dent on it.
I love my car. I've got it b/c someone traded it in for a Camry, drove it for a couple months & decided they wanted a Camry so traded it back in w/only 3k miles on it. The sales guy said the ONLY reason it was not sold was b/c it was a stick shift. I grabbed that car so quickly!
I know, right? When that report first came out about $400 million for these stupid looking trucks, all I could think of was the many videos of them failing at every damn off-road type task. Now we know that they can’t handle light snow either 🫡
With all the money you paid for that “eye sore” and it didn’t come with a set of snow tires or chains? Oh and that groundbreaking gps system that drive a guy into a telephone pole over the weekend in self drive…Priceless. 🤣🤙🏽
That was a steel ball. The planned demo was to drop it on the windshield, but he threw it at the side.
The windows ARE hard to break, which is why a woman drowned in one when rescuers couldn't get the electronically actuated doors open from the outside, and she couldn't find the manual override.
I loved my little Pinto. Looked like a lemon, drove like a race car. That car loved to go fast. Mine was the ‘79 model, they fixed the gas tank for that year
'74 model. Bright pumpkin orange 🤮
Engine = 2 hamsters running on a wheel 👎
I drove a '68 Gran Torino 👍 for 2 years before my younger sister got her license. She was a timid driver so she begged my dad to trade the Torino for the Pinto. "Too fast" 😱
My folks had a few cars, and for some reason, they bought a light blue station wagon Pinto, and I learned to drive in that thing, still makes me chuckle when I think about it, also, it embarrassed the f**k out of me 😂
100%. Why are you cutting across without clearing a bit of snow out the way. Go back and forth a few times and create a path. Plus the hubris of owning the cyber truck is getting to their head
It’s the fact that the Honda driver casually stopped to allow the Tesla out, then just as causally accelerated safely away once the driver realised nothing was going to happen.
I’m not embarrassed. I’m laughing my ass off!! That ugly car/truck/dumpster/POS/rear wheel drive crapmobile isn’t worth a stream of SPIT! And I’m LOVIN’ THAT FACT!!😁
Remember when the Ukraine invasion first started, and little old Ukrainian ladies were giving the Russian soldiers sunflower seeds to keep in their pockets?!
I can’t wait to see what we collectively decide to give to the Not zzz launching this coup in our nation. 🙃
So, I guess those State Department armored trucks (nudge, nudge, wink, wink, we didn't call them Teslas for the proles) will not be deployed anywhere it snows. So tropical islands, deserts, swamps. How are they on sand? Amphibious?
Surely, there must be a good reason for buying them.
In fairness, a lot of trucks get stuck in the snow because they are rear wheel drive. Unless they put weight in the back to make them 4 wheel drive, your mom's Kia Spectra has better handling in the snow. Elon and his cars suck, but I had to say this.
Dude, i live in a snow belt. If you buy a vehicle and don't put snow tires on it or know how to fucking drive in this weather, you deserve to be laughed at. Btw, all the SUVs and trucks in my neighbourhood made it out just fine...
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i could get out of that (or worse) with a lowered 25 year old TT with snow tires.
And as a result, it immediately creeps back up, due to wind resistance & speed?
Yup America is being taken over by the billionaires, but you need to lol once in a while!
Go straight back and forward, until you have enough momentum to continue your direction of travel.
This person doesn't know it, but they're the problem.
I would have loved to stand there with my arms crossed laughing.
We need more social shaming in society
Oh right, because Elon bought the entire country. I almost forgot.
https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a34518940/gm-4x4-colorado-based-military/
STOP THIS MOFO!
Personally, I'm fairly certain they'll just wait for the bruhaha to die down, then silently slide the $400 mil right over to Elonia.
LMFAO!!!
Maybe if they weren't supporting a Nazi authoritarian.
It looks like Elon Musk !!!
*shrug*
World broken.
Lots of CT's where I am.
IT LOOKS LIKE A SPATULA YOU BUY ON TEMU.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whaddya think happened?
Probably got the license plate number of the getaway vehicle too.
Teslas have more cameras than you and half a dozen of your friend's phones put together.
It is so ugly, I empathise!
You know. Republicans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IpmZcH8VsQ
Years.
It drove around for years without wipers.
An old show car builder's trick to smooth out the lines.
Even with the arm-breaking torque it has, look how badly it works.
ALL schadenfreude.
🎶Cyber truck driving up on something
Then it's stuck.
Always driven by a stupid fuck.
It is a cyber truck.
It is the cyyyyybeeeerrrre trrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuucccccck🎶
And how far will they be able to run between charges, loaded down with the extra weight of being armored?
Will they even be able to go 50 miles?
For sure.
"What do you want today? The Diesel or the DEI?"
These things can't drive in snow, sand, or mud... I have no idea what military application they could have, except to be sent to Russia as a form of sabotage?
The front windshield reminds me of the flap on those cylindrical garbage cans where one pushes it in to drop the garbage.
Seriously, I could watch this all day.
Bring marshmallows.
The only car you could conjugate 😀
https://youtu.be/F02P2JO7yfc?si=-z2pE8c2uDwMOpt7
https://www.renault.co.uk/electric-vehicles/r5-e-tech-electric.html
I hope that tool's car overheated and burst into flames.
#Swasticar
I love my car. I've got it b/c someone traded it in for a Camry, drove it for a couple months & decided they wanted a Camry so traded it back in w/only 3k miles on it. The sales guy said the ONLY reason it was not sold was b/c it was a stick shift. I grabbed that car so quickly!
https://futurism.com/the-byte/cybertruck-ford-pinto-comparison
For some reason I never had any tailgaters.🤔
And sometimes mistaken for a garbage dumpster. 🙃
https://www.torquenews.com/11826/my-tesla-cybertruck-got-totaled-after-it-was-sideswiped-e-scooter-all-i-paid-198k-insurance
https://www.torquenews.com/17995/fuelarc-has-rated-tesla-cybertrucks-over-15x-more-likely-kill-their-passengers-infamous-ford
https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-brought-special-technical-team-after-cybertruck-got-bricked-driver-still-inside-however
They have arm-breaking torque.
not even a PAPERWEIGHT
They're gonna have their tires stolen by passerbys while the soldier are still inside.
The windows ARE hard to break, which is why a woman drowned in one when rescuers couldn't get the electronically actuated doors open from the outside, and she couldn't find the manual override.
Engine = 2 hamsters running on a wheel 👎
I drove a '68 Gran Torino 👍 for 2 years before my younger sister got her license. She was a timid driver so she begged my dad to trade the Torino for the Pinto. "Too fast" 😱
If only he hadn't made us share a car 🤢
Major discount from insurance company for that.
He can afford the tow bill .
Tesla drivers no survivors.
It’s like seeing someone in a corvette stuck. Experience is one hell of a teacher. And public shaming helps
400 million payback to Elon, it's just starting
https://electrek.co/2025/02/12/us-state-department-has-budget-line-for-armored-teslas-worth-400-million/
⚡⚡WASTIKKKAR
I can’t wait to see what we collectively decide to give to the Not zzz launching this coup in our nation. 🙃
🌻🌻🌻
Now, I will always see all Tesla as the symbol of Nazism. I hope everyone sell their tesla and stocks. They are many options.
😂
"On your left"
Etc.
🤣
Surely, there must be a good reason for buying them.
They'll be gone in 6-8 years.
😂