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Before yesterday I couldn’t remember the last time I was in a ball pit. Now I know for sure: April 11th 2025 is the last time I was in a ball pit

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Your grout isn’t brown. It’s white and dirty.

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I thought neon greenish yellow nail polish would be cute except I’m not tan so my hands look dead now

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re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens

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A cow is essentially a large dog, and a lobster is a wet bug. On rare occasions cats can be worms. Please address any further questions to my attorney.

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Does anyone else play Pikmin Bloom? Look at these bastards

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These freaks at my job think they’re sooo cute getting a quarter of a pound of each and every meat we have. What kind of sick fuck does that? A new sandwich every hour?

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BD Wong stands for Baby Daddy Wong. Thanks

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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

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I used to smoke cigarettes I found on the ground. What happened to my sense of adventure?

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Gender Affirming Dog: we were told she bites men’s ankles and has never gone after my trans wife. 😎

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People think I’m joking when I say my family is white trash but they wouldn’t be laughing if they knew how many broken down pickup trucks were in our back yard.

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“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates to something like “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

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I want to turn my property into Stars Hollow

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All chiropractor offices should be required to have a sign that says “the creator of this shit said ghosts taught him, just so you’re aware. Go ahead and do it if you want but like. Ghosts taught him.”

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Working in a grocery store has reminded me of all the hate stored in my heart

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it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit

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Gilmore girls has been pissing me off lately but I am trying to muscle through it

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In 2025 I will dance more

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god i can’t STAND it when people in horror movies act dumb. they should act perfectly levelheaded, like how i do when im scared out of my mind,

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Is this a safe space to say I’d rather be called a slur than “neurospicy”

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Ocean’s 13 was good but why did they have a bronze statue playing Al Pacino?

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Pluto my boy for #caturday

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Joke: Die Hard is a Christmas movie Woke: The Green Knight is ACTUALLY a Christmas movie and Dev Patel is hot so that’s what we’re watching instead ok

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one time I tried the drug molly but I was on antipsychotics and didn’t feel anything. That’s all. Bye!

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I have tattoos for 2 reasons 1) I like looking down at myself and seeing cool fun artwork 2) I want strangers to see me and think I’m sorta tough

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My Year of Rest and Relaxation was the most annoying book I’ve read in a long time

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Doing the cartoon diet for December. Mostly ham with pineapple on it. Stealing pies from windows. Full turkey leg right off the bone in one bite

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I don’t understand how people wear over ear headphones. They’re just ear prisons

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Skeetus deletus

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Drag king name idea: Pete Worst. Could even be made Pete Wurst if you want a sausage theme

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If I was shot, fewer people would celebrate my death. Some would for sure no doubt, but like way fewer than that guy. So things are looking up for me.

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Great place for your elf on the shelf: hell.

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I would love to be a mouse who lives in a clock

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The age old question: how can I make this Madonna’s fault?

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falsehood that's easy to conspiracize: no murderer could evade justice this long when a manhunt is underway truth that's harder to accept: the police are generally bad at their jobs

submitted 153 days ago • 128 comments

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

Before yesterday I couldn’t remember the last time I was in a ball pit. Now I know for sure: April 11th 2025 is the last time I was in a ball pit

Your grout isn’t brown. It’s white and dirty.

I thought neon greenish yellow nail polish would be cute except I’m not tan so my hands look dead now

re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens

A cow is essentially a large dog, and a lobster is a wet bug. On rare occasions cats can be worms. Please address any further questions to my attorney.

Does anyone else play Pikmin Bloom? Look at these bastards

These freaks at my job think they’re sooo cute getting a quarter of a pound of each and every meat we have. What kind of sick fuck does that? A new sandwich every hour?

BD Wong stands for Baby Daddy Wong. Thanks

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

I used to smoke cigarettes I found on the ground. What happened to my sense of adventure?

Gender Affirming Dog: we were told she bites men’s ankles and has never gone after my trans wife. 😎

People think I’m joking when I say my family is white trash but they wouldn’t be laughing if they knew how many broken down pickup trucks were in our back yard.

“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates to something like “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

I want to turn my property into Stars Hollow

All chiropractor offices should be required to have a sign that says “the creator of this shit said ghosts taught him, just so you’re aware. Go ahead and do it if you want but like. Ghosts taught him.”

Working in a grocery store has reminded me of all the hate stored in my heart

it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit

Gilmore girls has been pissing me off lately but I am trying to muscle through it

In 2025 I will dance more

god i can’t STAND it when people in horror movies act dumb. they should act perfectly levelheaded, like how i do when im scared out of my mind,

Is this a safe space to say I’d rather be called a slur than “neurospicy”

Ocean’s 13 was good but why did they have a bronze statue playing Al Pacino?

Pluto my boy for #caturday

Joke: Die Hard is a Christmas movie Woke: The Green Knight is ACTUALLY a Christmas movie and Dev Patel is hot so that’s what we’re watching instead ok

one time I tried the drug molly but I was on antipsychotics and didn’t feel anything. That’s all. Bye!

I have tattoos for 2 reasons 1) I like looking down at myself and seeing cool fun artwork 2) I want strangers to see me and think I’m sorta tough

My Year of Rest and Relaxation was the most annoying book I’ve read in a long time

Doing the cartoon diet for December. Mostly ham with pineapple on it. Stealing pies from windows. Full turkey leg right off the bone in one bite

I don’t understand how people wear over ear headphones. They’re just ear prisons

Skeetus deletus

Drag king name idea: Pete Worst. Could even be made Pete Wurst if you want a sausage theme

If I was shot, fewer people would celebrate my death. Some would for sure no doubt, but like way fewer than that guy. So things are looking up for me.

Great place for your elf on the shelf: hell.

I would love to be a mouse who lives in a clock

The age old question: how can I make this Madonna’s fault?

falsehood that's easy to conspiracize: no murderer could evade justice this long when a manhunt is underway truth that's harder to accept: the police are generally bad at their jobs

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

Defying gravity isn’t even that hard idk maybe I’m built different

Calling the show Suits “Shits”. My wife loves it

Might start smoking cigs again out of nowhere. Hot turkey