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New — HHS just got another email with guidance stating that they aren’t required to respond to the 5 bullets email, but if they do they should follow specific guidelines including: “Assume that what you write will be read by malign foreign actors and tailor your response accordingly.”

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“Put the glasses on! Put 'em on!” cinephiliabeyond.org/live-john-ca...

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If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.

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WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

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Muslims don’t recognize Jews as God's chosen people, Jews don’t recognize Jesus as the Messiah, Protestants don’t recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world, and Evangelicals don’t recognize each other at Hooters.

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Wes Anderson's Alien

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chicks rule

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Why is Mangione wearing a bulletproof vest are they worried more bullets are going to come out of him

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Darren Aronofsky's American Pie

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My brain cannot handle that this has nothing to do with SST Records band rivalries

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@karentozzi.bsky.social @violetthunk.bsky.social

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Oh my god I was trying to find this meme and lmao what

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Cat: nice of you to become a pillow for me. Be a real shame if I suddenly weighed as much as an adult lion.

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Steven Spielberg has spent his entire career warning us about the dangers of dinosaurs and Nazis and I personally think we should have brought back the dinosaurs instead

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There's not a lot we can control in life right now so for the love of god do NOT forget your kegels

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When ordered by Nazis to give lists of disabled people by disability severity, some doctors sent back exaggerated data to protect patients from forced work They didn't know that the "most disabled" were to be killed first The moral here isn't to tell the truth It's to never co-operate with Nazis

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Alternate headline: Cybertruck hit with $78 worth of eggs

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On this day in 1942, German tanks and soldiers marched through Winnipeg. The mayor, premier and Lt. Governor were arrested. The city was renamed Himmlerstadt, books were burned and the swastika flag flew around the city. This is the story of Winnipeg's If Day. 🧵1/14

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You are fantastic. You are Teddy Ruxpin reciting an eldritch grimoire. You are the Hamburglar devouring the head of Mayor McCheese. You are Strawberry Shortcake riding Falkor through a raging sugar storm. You are Fizzgig standing atop Mount Olympus, screaming at the gods.

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Dark Pence is back.

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I did an event in IN a few weeks ago where I said that on 1/6/21 Mike Pence saved the country (for now) by being one of very very few who stood by his principles under maximum threat.

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Major news! A court in Montana has just declared SB458, a bill that "defines sex" in a way that ends the legal recognition of transgender people in Montana, as facially unconstitutional. This is the first time a bill defining sex has been ruled on! Huge win for trans people in MT!

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MAGA GOOFS: if we eliminate government jobs those departments will become more efficient so we have fired thousands of park rangers. EVERYONE: okay what about police officers? MAGA GOOFS: how dare you

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From the billionaire's perspective, their time is worth more per hour than any cost associated with breaking the social contract; nobody on Earth has ever done anything to be worth so much.

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David Cronenberg's Three Men And A Baby

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Taaqtumi... like lovers do

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Astronaut, author, professional football player, and STEM educator Leland Melvin was born OTD in 1964. Here he is in the greatest photo ever produced by the US space program. Image: NASA

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The community note 🤌😘

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The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

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The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other

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The burrito truly is one of the great accomplishments of human civilization and as yet they are still legal in the United States, so I hope you can have one soon. Goodness knows I am grateful to live in a city where good burritos are plentiful.

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“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

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I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.