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Jank MTG.
If your real one sucks or isnt around, I'm your cool internet dad now (and an actual dad).
Blank feeds, gun pervs, fash sucklers, and crypto/ai chodes get the instablock.
He/him.
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the actual best thing about Portland is that it has fewer cops per capita than basically any city in the U.S. i hate every single one of these gutless cowards. fuck you and your fucking badge. i say this from a position of journalistic objectivity.
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Jonny ninetimes
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Bigots eat my shit and hair
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Crap... lemme see. There's one active now under the tabletop tag in Jams that is fully anti-AI. I'll go back to it.
As a consolation prize? Spoiler for my jam entry.
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Might want to investigate it (I saw it mentioned in another jam...) and update the Jam page?
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Agreed! I tend to prefer Parallel despite it being more mana intensive pips-wise as my meta(s) aren't so much with the enchantment hate (and I take full advantage). Plus you just sow DOUBTS...is it good shit under there or...? Is it worth letting me keep it?
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I mean I'll never stop recommending that trios with white include Endless Horizons (dual type plains?). If you're hoping to combo (or need a honeypot for removal bait), using cards like Mangara's Tome or Parallel Thoughts. All of em thin yr deck, 2 set up weirdo access to important stuff.
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Just amazing. She's half of my life this year. Wow.
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Not this coming but the week after, on Sunday, I decided to ask her to make it official, to be "my girl"
And that was that.
23 years with my wonderful, intelligent, beautiful warm core of my life, the one and only Kelli JankCrank (just please never tell her I called her that on here lol).
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This evening, 23 years ago, I decided to ask if she wanted to maybe spend the night over. I decided to be a *gentleman* as well instead of a GODAWFUL 22 year old GUY.
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I decided that being with her was much preferable to NOT being with her, and this led to the realization that "wow, she never, like, makes our time together seem *MANDATORY* or like a job."
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I got asked out by a pretty girl in my speech pathology Professional Ethics class (mid lecture, mind you) and decided to take her to see Spider-Man.
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OMFG I HAVE THE YELLOW VERSION OF THAT TURNTABLE MAT
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Cooper: WHAT WE DOIN BOSS
Louie: *sighs for 19 minutes uninterrupted*
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Monchmonch ::wigglenose::
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🕶👓Omg They were castlemates👓🕶
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Ok omfg look at yr lil spectacles...ADORABLE
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Any idea what would be reasonable on those, bulk price wise? Is it better to go knock-off?
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Ok so driving home I had the idea of hitting social media marketplaces for old bulk Lego lots, eyeing particularly just BRICKS and PLATES versus weird bitz with the idea of making large, scaleable, customizable shelving for various little figures and such I've magpie'ed over the years.
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Celebrate traditionally with the giant dinosaurs: give them your side dishes.
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Omg stahp
First of all hi omg you're replying to me ::blushes audibly::
Second of all do NOT encourage dad rap rewrites because that seems like SUCH a gateway lol
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THE WAY GOD INTENDED.
Sidebar I'd never seen the cover art for BBB&B.
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**to Rapp Snitches Knishes**
Saddlebag
Motherfuckin Legac
Enter the field and be some counter support
Have you seen the +1+1
Yeah it's right here
Fuck around maybe blink a lizard this year
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Oh! Lol fair. Thanks!