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You can’t keep getting away with this
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That reminds me, at the next racial draft I really really wanna see what the Asian contingent can do waive Steven Cheung and get out from his albatross contract
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Keep fighting like hell and make sure the other Dems take notes on how it's done
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Following you because of Elon's cowardice
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That’s a fkn flop
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Math is woke, didn't you know?
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I'm actually rooting for the Eagles but I think about the 2021 CFP semi final and have secondhand sympathy for - of all things - Mahomes and the Chiefs offense
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Dumont looks like the kind of douchebag who still wields a cell phone holster and barks at his employees that they'd better be in the office at 8 am sharp on Saturday as he heads out at 1pm Friday for a golf outing
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Needed more literary metaphors to be vintage Pelinka. "Luka was the great white whale, and Nico Harrison and I embarked upon a collaborative partnership to get this deal done, just like Captain Ahab and Ishmael navigating the high seas"
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Man, if high school-me knew that that future-me would someday be a 1000% ok with instantly making Bush I president, I think I woulda dropped out and spent the rest of my days wandering Outer Mongolia in a brain fog
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(But at least we got Luka so there's that 🙃)
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The New York Times has been "both sidesing" so hard for years now that Judy Collins should sue for royalties. At this point it's basically USA Today with a thesaurus.
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I was catching up on the YouTube highlights of the Knicks win. Saw a notification from the Laker discord channel, saw the news, and figured like everyone else that it was a Shams hack.
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Absolutely bigger. Luka and AD are both amazing players, but if you divided Gretzky’s career in equal thirds, each of those thirds is a top 5 NHL player of all time
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The only thing more slept on than chicken thighs are literal mattresses
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I'm only going to repeat this once but really slowly so you can keep up: all teams steal signs and other big ten teams had ours. We beat you because we were better and it kills you to have to admit it. Now try not rage at your wife or sister, though as an OSU fan they are likely the same person
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Real talk though- OSU fans really are the MAGA of college football fandom. Boorish mouth breathers who think every time they lost, it’s a deep state conspiracy. FOH
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Bitch, you’re the one still carrying on.
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But what about this shirt?
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Haha you think anything will come of it, you're as dumb as the median composite OSU fan
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Cowards
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I may be from Michigan and not Philly, but one team has Brandon Graham, Trevor Keegan and Jason Avant, and the other has Harrison Butker. Go birbs.
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Plot twist: Taylor left her Eagles scarf at Kylie Kelce’s house
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Son, the only facts that matter here are 42-27, 45-23, 30-24, and 13-10. I swear, Ohio State fans are the MAGA of college football fandom - boorish douchebags in red caps who get everything served to them on a silver platter while constantly whining that everything is a conspiracy against them.
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Oh I’m sorry I thought this was a serious conversation
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But also ask yourself who Netanyahu would’ve voted for in November
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Yes it was and it was one that either US president was going to perpetuate.
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So yes, I voted for the lesser of two evils, and yes that a a difference in morality between us but not the one you think it is. But you can feel free to look down your nose on me when we’re shackled side by side in New Gilead so there’s that at least
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Did you happen to see what Trump’s stance on Gaza is, you smoothbrain? ONE of Harris or Trump WAS going to be president whether we liked it or not, and while they were both bad on Gaza only one of them was openly declaring war on trans people, abortion right and marginalized people here.
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LOLOLOL you inbred yobs had our plays in 2021 as well but still couldn’t do shit about it (It was Hassan Haskins down your throat in case you forgot)
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The uncalled PI against Goeddert was way worse than the PI they did call against Brown LOL
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I don’t feel as bad now about getting eviscerated by Saquon in 2017… that said this is still a game right now. Feels like a game where the Eagles have to keep them at arms length all game but aren’t ever in serious danger of losing
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Absolutely beautiful country. If you’re ever able to go back, I highly recommend seeing Tayrona National Park on the Caribbean coast, as well as the town of Minca just up the mountains nearby
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In addition to having shitty politics, I’d be willing to bet that these vice-signaling yobs are equally shitty at roasting coffee in that they scorch all the flavor out of the beans
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Exactly. Anyone who voted for Trump or withheld their vote for Kamala purely because of the tragedy in Gaza is a self righteous shit-gibbon who performatively masturbates with their ballot.
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Five will get you twenty that the next time we heard from this choad it’s because he’s on a sex offender registry
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For the record, we should have universal health care but since that's a pipe dream with the racists in charge... what if we tried curing sick people by signing them to a one day contract with whomever plays the Lakers next?
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Considering their apathy about sidewalks, that kinda tracks
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I can't speak to that but there's an even more extreme version of NIMBY that is often bandied about by urbanists: BANANA (Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anyone)
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Found out that one of my frequently streamed bands, Japanese Breakfast, covers the theme song for the finale end credits!
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The only problem with that hypothetical is assuming that fking over the rest of the country would actually be a *deterrent* for Trump and Johnson. Trump may have small hands but he has HUGE 'cut off your face to spite your nose' energy
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Yeah Washington deserved to win by playing fearlessly so I’ve made my peace
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With hindsight being 20/20 it probably doesn’t matter that the last trick play misfired since we had no answer for Jadyn Daniels.
But also: et tu, Sainristil?