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⛧⛧ TRIES TO BE FUNNY ⛧ NEVER IS ⛧ ⛧ GAY AS HELL ⛧ TRANS AS H*CK ⛧ ⛧ WILL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BEMANI GAMES ⛧⛧ PRETENDS TO BE A POSSUM ONLINE ⛧⛧
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help. i can tell i am Getting Old by way of "all my muscles are mad at me" after spending 2 days at vancoufur 30 isnt old what the hell

Wild how Shadowrun today feels like an optimistic alternate future. Native Americans gain independence from the U.S. government? A benevolent dragon becomes the president and governs by suicide? People still communicate primarily through message boards? Sign me the fuck up.

im one of the only furries i know who generally goes by my legal name with friends. but like. i genuinely couldnt tell you why i do that. something something im trans and that let me choose a better name already anyway??? idk!!

im watching a video review of that ready or not game and i swear to god the guy is currently talking about dick bulge in furry art what happened here. how did his script become this

laundry detergent. detergent. what the fuck is tergent and why do my clothes have it

working on the colosseum in osrs. had a new PB going, still had a ton of supplies left, feelin good. mis-time a prayer swap, but its fine, survived on 14 hp and got back behind cover. alright, now to just click on my inventory and drink some healing potions and

i used to have a WoW character named "BarrakObana" and i think i had a >50% success rate at either derailing trade chat or getting angry PMs whenever i would say something

realized my problem with crafting systems in modern triple-A games if your crafting system boils down to "use 3 twigs, 2 rocks, and 3 metal at a workbench; obtain item"... that's not a crafting system. its a store. your game just has like 87 currencies.

just realized i can trace back like 90% of my taste in music to fucking jailbreaking my iphone 4 jailbreak -> discover there's a half-functional iOS port of osu -> download chart for a few DJ Sharpnel songs, particularly The Others and Blue Army -> mind irreversibly altered

> find job listing for cybersecurity position > go to company's website > SSL_ERROR_BAD_CERT_DOMAIN i see why you're hiring for this

all the talk of "WOA ELON IS ON KETAMINE THATS WHY HES LIKE THIS" is really just making me realize just how little the average person understands drugs. like there is literally no way you can know what ket does and think that

man i never know how to talk to my parents abt trans stuff. like, they're great about it, its not that. rather, like, how do you explain how transphobia works and how it impacts what you can/cannot do to people who have absolutely no understanding of how oppression works

found someone rating every minigame in rhythm heaven ds. he gave munchy monk 2 something but 10/10. wrong. u can have whatever opinion you want UNLESS its "something other than munchy monk 2 is the best game in rhythm heaven ds".

the voice acting direction for the new announcer in ddr world *has* to have been "read these lines while doing your best sonic impression", right?

american police being called to a wellness check at the local university's history building be like

diy hrt lets you have really unique problems. like "i cant find a good source for this one medication that's technically not hrt but actually a diabetes med that got banned in france but just trust me man it helps with transition". everyone just thinks you're insane if you complain about that.

> play ddr for an hour straight this afternoon > "damn why do my thighs and upper arms hurt so bad tonight" yeah i wonder

the new bbno$ music vid was recorded in the town i grew up in and its fucking with me so bad. "antidepressants" is NOT the vibes in that mall man that place feels fucking weird and the only reason anyone goes there is the food court. ok being gay in the inner harbor is accurate though

just found a youtube channel named "Drains" where this guy just posts 10-minute long unedited and untitled videos of the inside of storm drains

hm

man. was the last diminish episode really over a year ago? like, thats fine i guess, it's so fucking good, i want him to take his time with it!! i just rly hope its not abandoned man dont just leave it off on that ending ;;

new idea: enter random twitch chats and type !allegations like its some fucked up bot command

DUDE HE'S LITERALLY FUCKING DEAD ON THE FLOOR COME ONNNNNNN WHAT DO YOU MEAN

as far as i can tell the only thing they changed in mechabreak since the closed beta in the summer to now is they added a new tarkov-lite game mode that sucks ass, and someone went "set the tiddy jiggle physics during the eject animation to absolutely comical levels"

when i was like 8 years old i remember thinking "why not run the government like a business? stores make money. have government run stores to make money. then you dont have taxes." and i cant really tell whether i accidentally stumbled onto modern conservatism or onto soviet planned economies

reddit shoudl never have let people embed images into their posts, man. im just trying to read posts about a video game get this "mid-40s suburban mom tries to seem cool and relatable by using a 0.3 second long reaction gif" shit off my screen

guitar hero 3 is actually a tony hawk game. payday 2 is actually a racing game. are there any other "successful game made in completely the wrong engine because that's all the devs knew" out there

new deadlock patch released yesterday, completely replacing the entire map, even changing from 4 lanes to 3, and honestly i have no clue how i feel about it

is that good

obviously. next question.

eat the rich now includes me i guess :(

extremely mediocre youtube videos be like "animal_crossing_gamecube_abel_sisters_bgm.wav"

sorry did league of legends actually implement a "your team instantly loses the game if your team responds to the enemy team comp, you must just sit there and get hard countered if you get out-drafted" rule? holy fuck lmfao what is this game

"4 hour video essay about how runescape is actually a metroidvania with an interlude about marx and alienation from labor" sounds like a shitpost but its actually one of the only good videos on youtube

white guy calling smoking a joint "doing a line of weed" b/c it makes him feel cool

i like how you can take youtube shorts, rip the video ID out of the url, and stick it into a normal youtube link, freeing the video from the god-awful shorts UI who knows how long this will last knowing google, but,

realized that since i swapped to primarily using this site i havent seen any teenagers posting 50-page google doc callouts that are just a bizarre collection of screenshots alleging that someone i've never heard of has a fetish, is a pedophile, and enjoys a Problematic tv show - in that order

mechabreak's next beta starts tomorrow so i apologize in advance if/when i get rly obnoxious about that game again