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Out in bad standing. Should paid my light bill, I bought an outfit…
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Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star. PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇

The kinda day where you take your bra & wig off in the office before you go home.

Contagious

1. Drums over here 2. Mango Habanero 3. Dry rub

I found the work husband slamming the boyfriend. 😭😂😭

I’m Still Breathing Spanish Guitar He Wasn’t Man Enough

this is too good not to share.

The girls on eBay love to take their sweet fucking time to ship your shit. Bitch, if you don’t TAKE YOUR ASS TO THE POST OFFICE AND GIVE ME MY THINGS WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE MY DAMN MONEY.

Costco is a really popular subject for business-success case studies but I feel like business guys kinda lose interest when the upshot of the study is like "just operate with scrupulous integrity in all facets and levels of your business for four decades" and not some easy-to-fix gimmick

Bbygurl. Some heat. My God.

This could be us

an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego

How academics imagine their lives would look like if they decide to work in tech

Good morning 😃

sometimes I feel like a dinosaur, cause no one looks anything up anymore 🦕

it’s really fxck tesla and i liveeeeee 😂📉

*gazes wistfully out a window*

Hilarious 😂 Push Play Sound On 🔉

this shit has unironically helped me out so much

*SIGH*

He’s 100% right and we need dudes who talk like this

Even though Stacey is the stronger singer, it's gotte be Señora Harajuku Hollaback Stefani.

Nancy Grace is Casey Anthony’s Kendrick Lamar. She will not let that lady breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He is one of the most disgusting Senators currently in the legislature. That being said he released one of the most comical yet dystopian ads in recent history.

New shows added since y’all wanna sell out things. 🤧 www.durandbernarr.com/tour

Hope.

“I wish Kamala would’ve said-“

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

Black History Month. 🤎

Pritzker: If we don’t want to repeat history, then for god’s sake, in this moment, we better be strong enough to learn from it.

I’m sorry… I just couldn’t help it. 🤷🏽‍♂️

taylor gonna have a song called The Superbowl and it’s gonna sound like The Climb and white women and twinks named enrique are going to spontaneously combust

Safety not even a concern for space x

Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window