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Writer for screens; occasionally gets paid for it. MCU fandom stuff and conspiracy theory debunker. Some politics, too. Quoting 'Star Wars' & other movies since I was 3.
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COVID is what brought Trump down and he wants a round two.

You stay classy, San Diego.

There’s not a better television show than FAMILY FEUD. Any era, any episode. It’s got everything: family drama, big laughs, heroes and villains, redemption, resentment. I’ve seen hundreds of episodes in my life at every age, and I’ve never not had a great time. Survey says.

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

“U.S. policy is now to wage economic war on Canada, remove Canadian sovereignty and forcibly annex Canada to the US.”— Anne Applebaum www.thewhig.com/opinion/cana...

Me a lapsed Catholic still reading the pope wrecking the GOP while in the hospital

I was just googling ring bearer stuff thinking about wedding logistics and had a sudden flash of an idea like 'I wonder if anybody has dressed up a small child as Frodo to be the ring bearer at their wedding' Having now done more googling I am thrilled to report people HAVE and it is CUTE

like the only thing america did better than everyone else was 22 episode tv seasons and they don't even do that anymore

I went to see the new Much Ado: gorgeous, the innovative staging taking a modern audience to exactly the right setting. One dull subplot is chopped, otherwise it shows a faithful telling can also be a riotous night out. And along the way, huge human truths, great lines, stars doing proper Bard!

An absolute matinee riot watching “Much Ado About Nothing” today - so so much fun, and @timgalsworthy.bsky.social was introduced to my favourite Shakespeare play (and my favourite actor in the beloved Mr Hiddleston - who was phenomenal!) 🩷

People being surprised he's doing what he said he'd do will never cease to amaze me. "But in his first term..." Shut up. In his first term there were guardrails. He's fired/threatened all of them. And brought on sycophants and lackeys, bolstered by a dangerous Afrikaner who controls what you read.

Tump has done nothing that would not be on a Russian wish list: -Ukraine invaded Russia. Support Putin. -A de facto Russian agent head of Intelligence. -Kills USAID, the largest competitor against Russia for foreign influence -A drunk cutting defense budget. That's a few. It's a long list.

Much Ado About Nothing review – Tom Hiddleston and Hayley Atwell crackle in a party of pink

well heLLO

look I know I've said put it in the louvre before but holy hell hang it up and put a rope around it and another rope around me cause I'm going feral 😩

Dios mio!!!!

REVIEW | Much Ado About Nothing (West End) ...is Jamie Lloyd's biggest hit since Sunset Blvd a pink Shakespearean disco? watch it here ⬇️ youtu.be/-1SCW1VN-ls

"working to swiftly rectify the situation..." www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...

Highlight of the weekend... #MuchAdoAboutNothing at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane... absolutely brilliant show... can't think of a better one over the last few years... the cast were fabulous and the standouts were the leads @tomhiddlestonbr.bsky.social and @hayleyatwell.bsky.social 👏👏👏

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING is wildly inventive, startlingly original & downright HILARIOUS! The entire cast is off-the-charts perfection from the opening moments until their well-deserved standing ovation at the curtain-call. Shakespeare has never been more FUN!!! #A_MustSee 👀 👍 😂

Actually, that is precisely what the legislative branch is supposed to do.

And Jordan Voght-Roberts hasn't made a movie since. He keeps having stuff announced and then getting cancelled

Re-watching Kong: Skull Island, and it's clear how wide the gulf is between this and every other Monsterverse movie. Absolutely top class blockbuster.

Literally a scene from The Night Manager. Very meta.

1) The troll on the internet had access to our Treasury Department's most sensitive data. 2) He's not a kid. He's 25 years old. 3) JD Vance disgusts me.

Trudeau says Trump is serious about wanting to annex Canada

⚡️ Ukraine's drone strike reportedly sets fire to Russian oil depot in Krasnodar Krai. The fire at the Albashneft oil depot was extinguished at 8:11 a.m. Moscow time, Astra reported.

Elon staffers are using private emails, violating federal law.

They have to stop putting singers through this. Have the US anthem be a recording everyone can boo, and have the person who was supposed to sing it sing a song Canadians love. Like the DEGRASSI JUNIOR HIGH theme song.

President Donald Trump’s jaw-dropping statement that he would like the US to take control of and redevelop the Gaza Strip might have sounded like it came from nowhere, but it was in keeping with his new administration’s expansionist ambitions reut.rs/412ViY0

Don't threaten me with a good time

Our United Airlines pilot made sure to emphasize *Mexico* when he said we'd be flying over the Gulf of *Mexico* today. It's the little things. Microdose hope.

soon.

When the temperature drops to -18 and the snow is deep and the sky is clear, there isn't a place I'd rather be on the planet than in the hardrock mining hills of Northern Ontario. It's sauna time.

We could’ve had Tim 😭

Morbidly curious what happens when financial markets realize that the decades-old bedrock concept that there exists a risk-free rate of return quantified by T-bill rates now has a big asterisk next to it.

they’re going to do it this isn’t theoretical or hypothetical anymore, they are quite literally going to unilaterally stop the federal government from paying contractually obligated debts 1/5 of American GDP now rests on Elon Musk’s personal whims

Not for nothing but everyone realizes that these teenagers and 20 somethings who have complete access to the Treasury payment source code are now #1 espionage recruitment targets for Russia and China, right?

I don't think Canadian politicians fully grasp how quickly we need to disconnect our economy from the US as much as is humanly possible. Not just because their demented pervert president is trying to invade us, but because their other demented pervert president is trying to crash their own economy.

Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.

Pete somewhere getting his kids ready for PM kindergarten unaware he’s still secretary of transportation

this aged unbelievably well

"Mr. Barry says he ain't lazy exactly, only he thinks it's easier to pray for things than to work for them." - Anne of Avonlea, LM Montgomery, 1908 Ever since Saducees and Pharisees rebranded themselves as MAGAts, we're stuck with 77M anti-Christs pretending to "pray" instead of doing the work.