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Pilot. SWE. SRE. WebPKI and Cryptography Engineer. Stuffed-animal handler. Currently @LetsEncrypt (opinions my own). Arizonan. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Former editor of W3C WebAuthn. Blog at https://insufficient.coffee/ They/them or he/him https://en.pronouns.page/they%26he
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This is what you get when Pizza Hut stops giving Americans pizza to read books

Senator, welcome to Bluesky. Can you explain why you're sponsoring a bill to repeal Section 230, which would effectively make it impossible for Bluesky to do what it's doing today, creating this kind of space? Thanks. www.techdirt.com/2025/02/21/w...

it shouldn't be illegal to not have access to your customers' data

Wow, Hesgeth is way stupider than I ever imagined.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

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RSVPs and Call for Talks for the Open Source Cryptography Workshop are now open. OSCW 2025 will take place before Real World Crypto on 25 March 2025 in Sofia, Bulgaria. The agenda and further details will be posted soon! oscwork.shop/2025 #oscw #oscw2025 #rwc #rwc2025

Ditto. It's been a decade since I subscribed to Wired, but I'm back.

Surprised he didn't get offered a job in the new administration.

I just want all the nonbinary humans to know you're not only valid, you're wonderful.

A possible midair collision near KDCA, with what looks to be flights grounded other than looping rescue helicopters. Reddit says it may have been two VIP planes. www.reddit.com/r/aviation/c...

I can't recall a single point in my life where I've been scared of a trans person. Unfortunately, I can think of many, many times that I've been scared FOR trans people.

Major news: Donald Trump has just issued a trans military ban, with much of the details left to Hegseth. It states that being trans is incompatible with "an honorable, truthful, and disciplined lifestyle" I know many military trans people who have served admirably for decades. Shameful.

Make pollution great again

Arizona velvet ants are colorful little insects that will DESTROY you. Their sting is described as 'hot oil from the deep fryer'. As wingless wasps, they will drop you to your knees. They will make you call to god. They are the reason countless children are afraid of cute insects. they are perfect

Love all my trans friends dearly, and if you aren’t my friend, I love you too

An executive order from the President today calls for all federal agencies to start deploying Web Authentication (#WebAuthn), which I am proud to have been an author of. See "Sec. 3" subheading "(b)". Pretty cool! Thanks POTUS, and all the staffers to make that! www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-roo...

Over lunch I whipped up a quick sourdough discard soda bread to surprise my spouse when she flies back tonight. #BreadSky #sourdough

Spouse: next thing you know they'll be making digital deodorant. Me: whatttt? Spouse: see, doesn't make sense either

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hensbroek Only 1300 people get to call chicken-pants their town heraldry.

Time for a Guinness brown #bread for tonight's prime rib. #breadsky

Holiday travel again, #MiniSquish? Haven't you learned not to do this on busy travel days?

A good day for #ducks. #birdsky

Honestly, the Let's Encrypt folks don't get nearly enough credit for basically protecting the entire fucking internet, by making it absolute bog standard to encrypt everything. It happened so fast and so many people were skeptical.

This was terrorism but Jan 6th wasn't??

these are fucking sending me, i'm sorry. i laugh every time i see one bc of how wide the variety of topics has spread

Sure, Kari Lake quit her media job after getting pilled on Covid conspiracies then led a years-long post-election loss disinformation campaign which resulted in death threats towards elected officials across the state, but who says that makes you unqualified for international broadcasting

haha yeah the supreme court is pretty sure i’m not legally people anymore but yeah cool sure we can set up a sync meeting this afternoon to talk about Q1 deliverables or whatever that’s fine i’ll definitely be paying attention

Eating a banana, flat on my back, the peel flops in around my face like a mind flayer going for the kill

I'm at the National Assembly building. The army is here. And I just saw two soldiers in fatigues getting pushed around by belligerent ajusshis. and they looked legit scared.

The good news is that by moving my car off the charger at this hotel before bed (and before reaching the charge limit), I immediately let another driver scoot over and plug in. The bad news is, it was a Cybertruck.

I'm sure this important study will get just as much coverage as the wall to wall coverage of unfounded accusations against a cis woman in the Olympics, I mean, they keep saying it's about fairness after all, right? Right?

Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues

I just woke up from a complicated dream involving The Onion merch and R2-D2. I'll spare you the details.

Can't fucking believe it's only been 20 days. I've gotten ten years older this month.