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inwycs.bsky.social
Perennial open micer, unpublishable lit mag submitter, obligate cat-owner. He/Him Twitch.tv/inwycs
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I thought I was a genius calling one cat Bobbie and the other Baby but it turns out that the feline ear isn’t great at differentiating vowels. It has led to some confusion over who is the best little poopie in the world. Incidentally, Poopie is my name for the third cat.

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I’m sure you’re all cool, but an entire genre of music just followed me on Instagram.

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Heartbreaking: My girlfriend just told me that most of my favorite bands sound like cartoon rats. Worse: She’s right.

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On the plus side it was a surprisingly warm welcome back.

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Yep, that went about how I figured it would.

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It’s my first time doing comedy again since my lungs attempted to kill me two months ago and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dreading it.

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I think Bigfoot is the most believable of all the cryptids because if I were capable of opening interdimensional portals I would definitely use that power to fuck with drunk rednecks too.

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Desperately rereading my last submission and trying to figure out why it's going to be rejected before they have a chance to do so.

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Catlike grace. Effortless finesse. @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social doesn’t exhibit either in his stint with the ballet, but he does show an ability to make me cry. Whether tears of laughter, in sympathetic pain at each leap, or from sheer beauty I will leave ambiguous. Go watch! youtu.be/eOZ6sZBVqC4

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Been waiting to use the bathroom but I think the dude lives there now. I made the of trying the handle a second time and bro started shouting about Squatter’s Rights.

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My credit card offered specifically for medical costs has a podcast out on the costs of horse ownership, and I know I'm projecting here, but I feel they may have misjudged the means of most of their membership a smidge.

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HEY! HEY! I’M ON THIS LIST!

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There’s a financial services company called Thrivent and I feel like they could have workshopped it a bit better back in 1902.

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Million dollar idea: This, but hot sauce and like… Pretz sticks? Fritos? Something.

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They call me PREC: Pork roll, egg, and cheese.

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Just heard somebody refer to another person as a sodomite and I fucking can’t with these people, dude.

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I have what feels like the flu and that means I have what feels like a willingness kill someone to play rock band with a full set of peripherals available.

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Turkey and ham are over, going forward I’m getting hot pot for EVERY holiday meal.

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Some people seem to think the holidays just aren’t the holidays without a road fatality and are driving accordingly.

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How does Shaq continually lend his name and likeness to only the most delicious treats and beverages? (Shaq A Licious gummies are amazing, RIP Soda Shaq)

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Why are there no ‘Chicago Guy’ movies anymore? I’ve never felt the urge to go there but I’ve always appreciated their contributions to film.

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Bell peppers are just nature trying to get you to eat better. "Look!" They shout from the crisper. "We're colorful and fun! We're Skittles without the diabetes risk!" So you eat them and they're boring and, as is always the case, the orange ones are the worst.

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This vacation thing has been great for the soul, but man is the comedown gonna be painful.

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My psychiatrist prescribed me Viagra, so that should tell you about where I’m at these days.

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My cat does not seem to fully understand the concept of going for a walk.

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Holy shit, Twitter just keeps getting worse, doesn’t it? I think I’m Done done.

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