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inwycs.bsky.social
Perennial open micer, unpublishable lit mag submitter, obligate cat-owner. He/Him Twitch.tv/inwycs
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I thought I was a genius calling one cat Bobbie and the other Baby but it turns out that the feline ear isn’t great at differentiating vowels. It has led to some confusion over who is the best little poopie in the world. Incidentally, Poopie is my name for the third cat.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I know you’re busy with touring and New Years rn @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social but you said I should send the Gil Buchanan story to you after the Philly show. Wanted to let you know I sent it over instagram DM, but you probably don’t have notifs on for them and a very busy inbox.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

I’m sure you’re all cool, but an entire genre of music just followed me on Instagram.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Heartbreaking: My girlfriend just told me that most of my favorite bands sound like cartoon rats. Worse: She’s right.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

On the plus side it was a surprisingly warm welcome back.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Yep, that went about how I figured it would.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

It’s my first time doing comedy again since my lungs attempted to kill me two months ago and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dreading it.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I think Bigfoot is the most believable of all the cryptids because if I were capable of opening interdimensional portals I would definitely use that power to fuck with drunk rednecks too.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Desperately rereading my last submission and trying to figure out why it's going to be rejected before they have a chance to do so.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Catlike grace. Effortless finesse. @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social doesn’t exhibit either in his stint with the ballet, but he does show an ability to make me cry. Whether tears of laughter, in sympathetic pain at each leap, or from sheer beauty I will leave ambiguous. Go watch! youtu.be/eOZ6sZBVqC4

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Been waiting to use the bathroom but I think the dude lives there now. I made the of trying the handle a second time and bro started shouting about Squatter’s Rights.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

My credit card offered specifically for medical costs has a podcast out on the costs of horse ownership, and I know I'm projecting here, but I feel they may have misjudged the means of most of their membership a smidge.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

HEY! HEY! I’M ON THIS LIST!

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a financial services company called Thrivent and I feel like they could have workshopped it a bit better back in 1902.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Million dollar idea: This, but hot sauce and like… Pretz sticks? Fritos? Something.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

They call me PREC: Pork roll, egg, and cheese.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Just heard somebody refer to another person as a sodomite and I fucking can’t with these people, dude.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I have what feels like the flu and that means I have what feels like a willingness kill someone to play rock band with a full set of peripherals available.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Turkey and ham are over, going forward I’m getting hot pot for EVERY holiday meal.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Some people seem to think the holidays just aren’t the holidays without a road fatality and are driving accordingly.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

How does Shaq continually lend his name and likeness to only the most delicious treats and beverages? (Shaq A Licious gummies are amazing, RIP Soda Shaq)

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Why are there no ‘Chicago Guy’ movies anymore? I’ve never felt the urge to go there but I’ve always appreciated their contributions to film.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Bell peppers are just nature trying to get you to eat better. "Look!" They shout from the crisper. "We're colorful and fun! We're Skittles without the diabetes risk!" So you eat them and they're boring and, as is always the case, the orange ones are the worst.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

This vacation thing has been great for the soul, but man is the comedown gonna be painful.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

My psychiatrist prescribed me Viagra, so that should tell you about where I’m at these days.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

My cat does not seem to fully understand the concept of going for a walk.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Holy shit, Twitter just keeps getting worse, doesn’t it? I think I’m Done done.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments