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fragile, messy, remarkable oval. brackish. איך לערן זיך יידיש. she/sie/elle/она/זי East Bay, CA
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Jesse did not ‘question an aspect of the progressive message.’ He dedicated his *entire career* to popularizing the idea that progressives are unhinged, anti-science freaks who are foisting permanent surgeries on kids without assessment.

submitted 1 day ago • 126 comments

[eyes wet, lips quivering]: every homeowner had to update their language

submitted 1 day ago • 113 comments

Oh My Sweet Summer Child the youths have finally discovered the perils of baggy pants. Everything old is new again.

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder-mounted cannon.

submitted 45 days ago • 299 comments

This guy is a millionaire. If I was a millionaire I’d just be like buying synthesizers and eating fancy shit

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

just saw a cop car with “autism awareness” and a bunch of puzzle pieces (of course) on the side, which feels like a cat driving around in a car that says “mouse awareness”.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

new phone who dis

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

C. S. Lewis, full name Christian Symbolism Lewis,

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

the neuro-ophthalmologist recommended a nearby taiyaki spot so guess whomst is getting lil dessert fish as a post-appointment treat

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

My depression is cured I got egg rolls

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

I have to go on a long and perilous journey today (take a 25-minute BART ride into San Francisco and then take a 14-minute bus ride to the neurology clinic), if I don’t make it, please punch many Nazis in my honor.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 16 days ago • 7 comments

8 Hours For Medium Screen 8 Hours For Little Screen 8 Hours For Big Screen and Little Screen

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

Zooey is doing WORK in Montana and teaching everyone several lessons: 1) You can stand on your values as a Democrat and not harm trans people. 2) Doing so can actually move hearts and minds in a traditionally conservative state. 3) There is value in having representation in our halls of power.

submitted 6 days ago • 26 comments

please be safe and get tested. if hiv, mpox or antibiotic resistant stis spread, the government is not going to do anything and we will be on our own like the 1980s.

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

I think saying “losing money costs you nothing” into a big podcast mic on camera should result in death by firing squad, actually.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

last year I got a total solar eclipse for my birthday and this year I got a migraine and the global economy collapsed. so overall I’d say not the best progress.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment