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always thought it was kind of a shame that "jack links" was the name of a beef snack and not a service that helps dudes find chill bros to crank one out with

"was johan liebert a trans woman", the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of debate

chassis intrusion alert on girlfriend how to clear

baribari. gushagusha. bakibaki. gokkun

yuri dynamic: girl whose ass is grass x girl who's the lawnmower

he's definitely gonna nuke a hurricane this summer, right? he really wanted to last time. you should probably start workshopping your posts for when he nukes a hurricane

I actually hate how many games now have some kind of daily login bonus/weekly quests system like a gacha or an mmo, even when they're single player. it doesn't make me want to play more, it just makes me resentful and anxious about missing stuff I don't even really care about

a racing game where the title theme is tracy chapman's fast car

for all those asking: yes he does look like patrick bateman's dad, yes he can only reach orgasm by watching a homeless person die, and yes, he is the 2028 democratic presidential candidate

someone must control your mind you're the one

people only ever imagine using genetic manipulation for nazi stuff like "what if we eliminated autism" instead of things that would be objective moral goods, like "what if everyone could have a prostate"

Breathe Wrong® Mouth Strips

people are gonna stay permanently stunlocked by nazis saying one thing and then doing a second thing that contradicts that first thing, aren't they they said they want protect women but, hurt women more?? make government more efficient now LESS efficient???? america great but WORSE ACTUALLY??????wh

supportive ally: talk about anything with me! you're not a burden <3 me: imagining feeling safe is such a powerful fantasy that it makes me start crying. I wish someone would just kill me supportive ally (5 hours later): here's a funny reddit thread you can't see without making an account

these guys are so delusional. the trajectory of history is actually going to be like this [joke]