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I have run albums like God's Own Medicine and Dawnrazor through an online tool that uses AI to make karaoke versions, so I can listen to the glorious lush gothic rock I loved as a teen, but without all those embarrassingly bad lyrics. Sorry Wayne, Carl etc

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Big Vern has been writing to fesshole, I see?

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This is how I feel today. Sort of half way between a Hello Kitty kiddies car machine.... and yet at the same time, having "dead Inside" scrawled all over the place.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

I didn’t think we’d get busted so soon. Ok I own up. Patchwork is the band I out together to perform the Pebble at One theme in the 80s. Me, Chris Spedding, Brian May, Jack Bruce on bass and Bungo on drums. We’ve had to make some substitutions, (obviously) but greatly looking forward to it. 👍

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

I'm going to make a guess that it is pulp. Whose UK tour will have finished a week earlier. And "patchwork" can nicely describe the geography teacher leather elbow patches that seem very 1970's retro kitsch (a la Jarvis) indeed. It seems very... Pulp, sort of name tbh.

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There is nothing as bitter as vengeance - especially when you pretend it is "justice". There cannot be justice if the only aim is the wilful infliction of misery upon others. All that is , is an excuse to justify being shitty to people. To quote Christopher Lee in S1999....

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

"orgasms can lead to terrorism" Jesus. Is there no beginning to their sanity? this is absolute hogwash.

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I try to remember that you're never too successful to show gratitude to fans

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

Happy June 3rd Chernobyl meme day, everyone!

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uk.yahoo.com/news/russia-... Russia thinks Ukraine will legitimise military invasion as a legitimate aim of obtaining territory - um, I think not. The only way to peace is via a lack of war. Rewarding others for waging war on you will not encourage that.

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Trumpism has broken America.

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In October 1986, 38 and a half years ago "Tommy's got his six-string in hock" , according to Bon Jovi's Living on A Prayer. Did he ever get it back? Curious minds MUST know

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My number one life tip is that if the opportunity to engage in an adventure or shenanigans presents itself you MUST take it. Even if you're just doing it for the bit. Try stuff out, say "yeah, why not?" Don't be scared or embarrassed to try something new. Life is a story, write a compelling chapter.

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Sexfluencer is a job now? Jeepers cripes, just yeet us into the sun already

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Netflix viewers rush to watch ‘astonishing’ drama about a beloved British icon.

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My policies to become Prime Minister ; 1. Nationalise the one true Mr. Egg (legendary Birmingham eaterie) 2. One series of Doctor Who a year. 3. Bring back PACERS! (the sweet.) 4.Bring back PACERS! (the train) 5. Rebuild the railways. 6.Every home has a third tap. Hot / Cold / Irn Bru.

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I'd vote REDFERN. Would you?

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nick clegg (after being bought up as a consultant by Ronnie Biggs) ; "Won't somebody think of the poor bank robbers? " this is the logic clegg deploys. the AI industry is a instrument of wholesale theft of creative work, and a planet destroy hallucination engine.

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"The pattern of selective enforcement is not merely a series of hypocritical incidents; it is a governing philosophy"

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"A bassist has never too many strings, nor too few, he plays with precisely as many as he is meant to. " ie FOUR.

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Good morning everyone 😊

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

The problems with billionaires start with the fact they simply don’t understand NO. They've little experience of anyone saying it to them. They have no understanding or empathy with people who aren’t also billionaires. They don’t understand limits because their money has removed them.

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Morpheus ; "You Identify as a Republican.... what if I told you that the Republicans actually ARE the deep state?"

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Things to do today ; I'm off to the chemist . Or as Sepultura would call it, im off to BOOTS RUDDY BOOTS me (asks about my prescription) "hey, can I ask a quick safety question about these drugs?" CAN YOU TAKE IT CAN YOU TAKE IT CAN YOU TAKE IT *lo-fi guitar solo* etc.

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Powerful, and also entirely accurate. When people glorify the mid nineties, his is the mid nineties I remember. The sudden, unexpected outburst of violence. The casual racism, sexism, the laddish stupidity. The all of it. (from Neil Kulkarni's review of "Seize The Time" by Fun-da-mental, 1994)

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"You can't reason a person out of an emotional conviction, nor out of a position they adopted .... and have internalized." Lets say that out loud once more, LOUDLY, for anyone who missed it.

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Biden replaced by nanobots is a very prevalent theory in extreme far-right conspiracy circles since 2021 Pretty sure that the origin of this theory is from r e n s e - ie Biden being controlled by chinese nanobots as part of a communist plot to take over america! total conspiraloon madness

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RAILWAY ELECTRIFICATION AT INDUSTRIAL FREQUENCY (1960)

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OH DEAR

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I think its very VERY evident now, that there is sufficient grounds to declare the President mentally unfit to hold office and invoke the 25th Amendment.

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www.issendai.com/psychology/e... Interesting read this...

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