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submitted 11 days ago • 26 comments

One of the cutest things my son does is make up what animal he is and when he wants to show me something about it says: “want to see a video of it?” And acts it out. Today he is a werewolf, wolf, ten-clawed kangaroo.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.

submitted 64 days ago • 22 comments

me: [buys toaster] amazon: so you're into toasters eh? wanna see some more toasters, you skeezy lil toaster boy?

submitted 71 days ago • 15 comments

I mean at his age? Good for him.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

either pop the collar on that jean jacket or get the fuck out of my trans am

submitted 84 days ago • 10 comments

I could improve myself next year, I won't but I could.

submitted 84 days ago • 3 comments

One of my favorite parts of December is getting gifts from all the medical providers that finally decided to catchup on 6 months of billing. It’s the season or something. My policy is if takes more than 2 months to send the bill, you can wait 2 more months to be paid.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

BAND: Are you ready to rock? ME, PLAYING ROCK PAPER SCISSORS: I'm not telling

submitted 110 days ago • 4 comments

When raccoons carefully wash their food but also rip the heads off of chickens for no reason other than that they can, they're performing a play about people why aren't you clapping do you hate who you are

submitted 120 days ago • 10 comments

Listen, robot cats are a much more achievable and appropriate goal than robot dogs. The spouse and perceived aloofness translates better. As does the ‘gods perfect predator’ vibe so we can all be less surprised at the uprising.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

but these are my emotional support 338 open browser tabs

submitted 205 days ago • 4 comments

Facebook should know better than to ask people for reviews in 2024

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

well well well welcome to stutterers club

submitted 255 days ago • 1 comment

they’re putting something in the water that makes backs weaker and tummies more upset. I never had these problems, ten, twenty years ago

submitted 274 days ago • 8 comments

every night at 2 a.m. my cat goes dobby mode (finds a sock and screams at it)

submitted 281 days ago • 2 comments

Roadside Assistance: how can i help you Englishman: remembers he’s in America i have an apartment tire

submitted 289 days ago • 5 comments

Every conservative policy is a child's idea of what to do. "We wouldn't have money problems if we used big gold pirate coins instead of dollar bills." Shut the fuck up.

submitted 297 days ago • 3 comments

A good meme to send people who are convinced we live in a computer simulation.

submitted 297 days ago • 48 comments