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Puns, Dad Jokes, & assorted serious thoughts. Goal: Light & fun b/c we need a LOT of that. All my jokes are original. I personally wrote or stole every one. I do not shamelessly borrow others' humor. I feel shame, but I lay down until it goes away.
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Close call Wordle 1,347 6/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨ πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Tough one Wordle 1,346 5/6 β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©β¬› β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

If I was paying attention I would have gotten it in three Wordle 1,345 4/6 β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨ β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨ πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The treatment of asylum seekers by the Trump administration reveals deep cruelty and callousness. #persecution #DHS #Trump www.nytimes.com/2025/02/23/w...

Another good day Wordle 1,344 3/6 β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Tougher, but no yellow. Wordle 1,343 4/6 β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

"I am absolutely NOT going to launch myself at your ankles as you walk down this darkened stairwell, and frankly I am offended that you would even entertain such a thought."

Until the SBC Executive Committee & the Vatican weigh in I can't be sure, but this may be one of the final signs of the Apocalypse. (Spoken as a Red Sox fan with a beard πŸ˜‚) www.nbcnews.com/sports/mlb/n...

Good day Wordle 1,342 2/6 β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

"Chips and salsa while you wait" should be a thing everywhere, not just Mexican restaurants. Trip to the bank? Chips and salsa. Oil change? Chips and salsa. Therapy session? CHIPS. AND. SALSA. You can't tell me we don't deserve this after the last few years.

Folks, I promise you that they know it's not an actual Greek word. We don't need to perform outrage every time people use Greek letters creatively to evoke English words.

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Lesslie Newbigin bringing πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Lesslie Newbigin

Tough one Wordle 1,341 5/6 β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨ πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Really bad start Wordle 1,340 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ© πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Great day!! Wordle 1,339 2/6 β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Very good day Wordle 1,338 3/6 πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬› πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I am slain.

The community note 🀌😘

Tough one but no yellow. Wordle 1,337 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ© πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Happy 3rd anniversary to the cherry tomato that rolled under my refrigerator.

Made a mistake in guess three but then lucky guess four. Wordle 1,336 4/6 β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Happy Valentine’s Day from Mary Shelley. 🩷

Good on @gregsargent.bsky.social for reporting this from β€œblue town that shifted red” rather than from a diner in Trump country where everyone loves Trump. Something for everyone here, no matter your theory of what happened in 2024. newrepublic.com/article/1908...

My Medieval Weapons business has seen a spike in sales.

There are days like today when I look at a lot of these "great men" & I begin to realize just how much of their "intelligence" has clearly been artificial.

A strange one Wordle 1,335 4/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨ β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨ πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I'm a failed influencer. I failed at dentistry b/c I didn't have enough pull. I failed at art b/c I didn't have enough draw. I failed as an electrician b/c I didn't have the power. They said I wasn't flexible b/c I didn't have enough sway. They said I was impatient b/c I didn't have enough weight.

Good day Wordle 1,334 3/6 β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ© β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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