"I am absolutely NOT going to launch myself at your ankles as you walk down this darkened stairwell, and frankly I am offended that you would even entertain such a thought." - ThreadSky

scamperbeasts.bsky.social • 120 days ago

"I am absolutely NOT going to launch myself at your ankles as you walk down this darkened stairwell, and frankly I am offended that you would even entertain such a thought."

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rathernotreveal.bsky.social•120 days ago

This is why we always use handrails around our house!

deirdremeyer.bsky.social•120 days ago

Also because stepping on their tails or feet by accident is terrible for all involved, the stepper and the steppee and anyone within hearing

ravenofsarcasm.bsky.social•120 days ago

The innocence on that face 😻

jolo729.bsky.social•120 days ago

Why would you even think such a thing!

anxietyridden.bsky.social•120 days ago

hhahahahahahahaha cute

hi-i-am-frank.com•120 days ago

Aaaaaaaaaaawwwwww!

jaybryant.bsky.social•120 days ago

We all know you can trust Smudge with your life. 😀

craigdodge.bsky.social•120 days ago

Zoomies locked and ready

oblio.bsky.social•120 days ago

Malbec promises not to lay in the middle of dark and stairwells at night…

poolski.bsky.social•120 days ago

There are two cats in this photo.

hazelwoodfarm.bsky.social•120 days ago

Ankles? I have a new Siamese kitten. It absolutely loves biting my ankles.

writertudor.bsky.social•120 days ago

Never !

jaykatzz.bsky.social•120 days ago

wiredwizard42.bsky.social•120 days ago

"Oh floofnuggets! John!monkey is on to me and my ambush plan!!! Falling back to Plan B: looking innocent & snugglable so he drops his guard..."

drdarkeny.bsky.social•120 days ago

Because Smudge is such a well-behaved kitteh, too! 😆 🥰

catandart.bsky.social•120 days ago

*awkward -who-wore-it-better- silence*
(Rorschach says hi)

skeeters2025.bsky.social•91 days ago

Oh sure. 🤣

geminimonkey.bsky.social•120 days ago

“Just because I have Crazy Eyes doesn’t mean your doom is imminent.” 😹

leilashafiqmog.bsky.social•120 days ago

No MURDER EYES on this floof!

skinnygrunt.bsky.social•120 days ago

Smudge looks like he would weave between your legs as you go down the stairs. But just to show love.

papakila.bsky.social•120 days ago

gotta keep those things in front of you! as soon as they see the back of your calves it's over!

natemathewson.dftba.social•120 days ago

or run SUPER DUPER FAST so you almost lose your balance and send both of you to whatever comes next after you die.

befuddled1970.bsky.social•120 days ago

It is very obvious you are an innocent kitten. Idk what is humans get out of letting experience of your behavior accuse of such evil doings.

gritmonger.bsky.social•120 days ago

Cat body language once you get it is so clear.

cazinquiry.bsky.social•120 days ago

Nothing says "I'm normal and can be trusted with legs walking past me" like those eyes right there

woodsiegirl.bsky.social•120 days ago

Smudge 100% believed what he was saying was true until the millisecond your ankle movement triggered his *MURDER* switch

alcinaus.bsky.social•120 days ago

"Toes, however -- open season!"

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