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Sugar, Spice and Smudge, and occasionally guest animals and humans.
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Venetian cats really are world-class loungers

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Today's Scamperguest comes to us from the Italian island of Burano. This cat is a master of Adriatic loafing.

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

IMPORTANT NEWS: All mlems are bleps but not every blep is a mlem. Here we see a blep gracefully and dare we say triumphantly transitioning into a mlem. Truly a beautiful moment, captured for posterity. We are lucky to be here for this spectacular moment in time.

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

"So I snuck out of the house, was gone for five days and you were worried sick about me? Well, that's a 'you' problem, now, isn't it?"

submitted 22 days ago • 73 comments

Smudge has already had enough of Monday, thank you.

submitted 23 days ago • 15 comments

"I absolutely am NOT lurking underneath the bathroom storage shelves to attack your ankles as you pass by, and frankly, I am offended that you would even suggest such a thing."

submitted 37 days ago • 13 comments

Sugar to Charlie: "I am not judging you. I assure you, you've already been judged."

submitted 38 days ago • 6 comments

"What do you mean, this burrito is not a tribute to my presence? What are you offering instead?"

submitted 42 days ago • 9 comments

"Yes, I have vanquished the perfidious squirrel... but at what cost?!?"

submitted 50 days ago • 9 comments

Smudge, luring the dog into a false sense of security

submitted 51 days ago • 11 comments

"Wait, did I leave the gas on?"

submitted 54 days ago • 23 comments

Once upon a time Smudge was a (not especially smart) kitten

submitted 64 days ago • 38 comments

Smudge sleeps on the couch; Sugar reminds the human that he, also, is a couch

submitted 67 days ago • 13 comments

Spice and Smudge are having a philosophical disagreement at the moment. Smudge appears to be reconsidering his position.

submitted 69 days ago • 13 comments

Spice, going full lounge

submitted 71 days ago • 28 comments

Spice is intrigued by the catnip chicken.

submitted 77 days ago • 28 comments

"Oh, I'm sorry, human, you were away for two whole weeks and therefore lost your office chair privileges. You'll get it back when you fetch me tuna."

submitted 78 days ago • 38 comments

The Cat Clock informs us that the correct time is currently Nap Thirty. Please adjust your timepieces accordingly.

submitted 95 days ago • 36 comments

"The human was under the impression he could eat a sandwich without offering the appropriate tribute. The human was sadly mistaken."

submitted 97 days ago • 36 comments

If you're wondering if Spice is judging you, the answer is yes. Yes she is.

submitted 101 days ago • 26 comments

"The sacrificial victim, tethered to her spot, does not know she is being stalked by the cunning predator. Nor will she know... until it is too late" (NOTE: No unsuspecting pups were actually harmed in this photo, Sugar would never, unless she was really hungry or annoyed)

submitted 103 days ago • 8 comments

"I'm not lurking, human, it's just that your head is in my way."

submitted 106 days ago • 9 comments

Flashback to November 2015, and Sugar and Spice in their very early days.

submitted 112 days ago • 95 comments

Sugar getting her scritches in.

submitted 117 days ago • 14 comments

"An ENTIRE ham?!? For me?!?!"

submitted 122 days ago • 22 comments

"I am absolutely NOT going to launch myself at your ankles as you walk down this darkened stairwell, and frankly I am offended that you would even entertain such a thought."

submitted 124 days ago • 23 comments

"I don't remember giving you permission to get out of bed yet."

submitted 129 days ago • 7 comments

Smudge: "Has that sandwich you are eating been inspected? Did you know that eating an uninspected sandwich is unlawful in several jurisdictions? I and my associate are qualified sandwich inspectors and would be happy to inspect that sandwich at no cost to you, other than a mere percentage."

submitted 132 days ago • 17 comments

Spice is ready for another day of practicing editorial supervision. The human needs it, she assures you.

submitted 133 days ago • 6 comments

"I left you a present. Have fun finding it!"

submitted 137 days ago • 33 comments

Smudge: "You don't have to make that meatloaf, my associate and I will be happy to eat it for you in its current form."

submitted 140 days ago • 13 comments

"Of course this is comfortable. Why don't YOU nap like this?"

submitted 141 days ago • 12 comments

You can actually hear the cat sighing in resignation, can't you

submitted 142 days ago • 17 comments

Spice the cat is not impressed with this most recent series of "Catception" photos.

submitted 144 days ago • 5 comments

"This doesn't concern you, human. Go back to bed."

submitted 146 days ago • 7 comments

Scamperbun!

submitted 152 days ago • 32 comments

Sugar contemplates the very nature of the universe and is apparently discomfited by her conclusions

submitted 157 days ago • 19 comments

Someone intends to commence the shenanigans. Someone else would rather just... not.

submitted 160 days ago • 12 comments

Spice contemplates the snowfall, and her own life choices.

submitted 166 days ago • 32 comments

Smudge had to go to the vet over the weekend but now he's feeling well enough to antagonize Spice, so that's... something!

submitted 168 days ago • 32 comments

The Scamperbeasts have reached the 20,000 follower mark, and to celebrate: 1. Here is a picture of Spice, looking very distinguished indeed; 2. A donation has been made to Best Friends, who work to help pets find homes. Thank you for scampering with us! bestfriends.org

submitted 171 days ago • 24 comments

POV: You're a mouse, and you're about to have a not great day

submitted 172 days ago • 139 comments

Four views of the same Smudge

submitted 174 days ago • 115 comments

Pictured: The competing feline urges to dominate the dog by making her confront your butt, and to ignore the dog by napping

submitted 175 days ago • 3 comments

"This human, I swear"

submitted 179 days ago • 16 comments

Sugar and Spice and Smudge wish you the happiest of holiday seasons, whichever holiday you celebrate, or if you celebrate none at all. May these last days of the year be joyous for you.

submitted 183 days ago • 8 comments

"THAT's the story you're going with? Really? You sure?"

submitted 193 days ago • 4 comments

Everyone needs a glamor shot every once in a while

submitted 197 days ago • 7 comments

Drama! On the cat stairs!

submitted 202 days ago • 3 comments

Smudge, definitely planning something

submitted 203 days ago • 13 comments