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Authors of: Eyeing the Flash: The Making of a Carnival Con Artist (Simon & Schuster) I Forgot to Wear Underwear on a Glass-Bottom Boat (St. Martin's) Truth Or Tabloid? (Three Rivers) More on the way...

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Him: Why did Kamala lose the election? Her: Her brooch collection wasn't good enough.

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Trump showed up at Daytona 500 as a photo op. Sat in limo as it slowly circled the track. Delayed start of race by 40+ minutes--even though NASCAR officials were worried about getting event in because of imminent rain. Result: Race stopped after 10 minutes due to--uh--rain.

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Radiohead said it best: "The infrastructure will collapse." --House of Cards

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REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!

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Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum urged Google to reconsider its decision to rename the Gulf of Mexico the 'Gulf of America' for US users, adding the country could file a civil suit against the firm if necessary reut.rs/4hR5Bnu

submitted 9 days ago • 646 comments

If RFK Jr. isn't the face of madness, I don't know who is.

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There are times when even bad people do good things.

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DOGE is a crime scene.

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Desperate need for crime scene tape around DOGE sites.

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Good morning. Any that’s how it’s done! #Pinkfloyd ✌️

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Him: The country's in chaos. But what are Americans MOST anxious about? Her: Apparently--and this is according to reputable online ads that appear whenever I go to YouTube--tying their shoes.

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Me: I feel like I'm living in a future historical novel. Him: Yeah...don't think so. Me: Why? Him: You're assuming a future.

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Unreal

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Courage is safer than cowardice.

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BREAKING: Massive run on Canadian Club at local bodega! Reported by: Nigel Puddingporne, Tabloid reporter extraordinaire for TRUTH OR TABLOID? YOU DECIDE! #Canada #Tariffs

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Him: Why Bobby Kennedy, Jr.? Her: Trump is in poor health and wants the rest of us to go down with him.

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It's 10 a.m. Is your money safe?

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Her: Is our money safe? Him: Don't worry. It's insured by the F.D.I.C. Her: But Trump wants to abolish the F.D.I.C. Him: Drop everything. Let's make a withdrawal.

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It's 7 a.m.. Is Secretary Hegseth sober?

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Coming Soon!! Nigel Puddingporne "Tabloid Reporter Extraordinaire"

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It's noon. Is Pete Hegseth drunk yet?

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Senator to RFK Jr. : What's the difference between a sneeze and a cough? RFK Jr. : Is that a trick question? I mean, c'mon...I'm not a doctor...I'm a recovering heroin addict. How should I know?