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they loved naming episodes of prestige tv shows stuff like “the eyes have it”

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good morning girls let's go get paid

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my girl band that covers julian casablancas songs, The Broad Strokes

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ime, getting stuck like this does temporarily burden you with snow madness. however, the solution to snow madness is a shovel and it’s v funny that this edc pocket knife guy (assuming, but we ALL know) doesn’t own one in montreal

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only thing better than installing a bidet is installing a ~better~ bidet

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i said “merry super bowl” at starbucks today and all of the baristas replied with “happy big game” 🙄

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dress for the job you want

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2 GOOD 2 GIRL 2 GUN (1/2)

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hello john fluevog will you please make me a nice pair of shoes in extended sizing? him, hunched over a desk scribbling furiously: now this shoe is if clown had sex with a tire. it’s for a wedding.

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pet, @zthebug.bsky.social and @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social by chase

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how long do we have until snoop dogg changes his name to snoop doge

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isobel, @zthebug.bsky.social , @cybercultu.re, @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social at z day party • 📸 chase

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Political action can accomplish a great deal, and that can be a bulwark against hopelessness. But I think you'll find, as people have for millennia, that a spiritual framework and practice are required to help grapple with a world that seems destined to eternal rule by cruel and stupid warlords.

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before humans started making images of everything and sending them everywhere it was possible to live your whole life never knowing what snow was, never having seen it or knowing it exists. when i think about what media is, what images are, i think about the extraordinary white rain

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🥴

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girlfriend

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i submit to you that led light flicker, unseeable by the human eye, has changed brain chemistry and driven us all insane

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good evening

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is it any surprise that these lifeless smooth city ghouls also abhor the friction of the creative process

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girlfriend

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Before they strip all the copper wire out of the government they should bring back Quaaludes

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all dolls booked in heaven

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open floor plan (millennial sex barn)

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let me be the human in an otherwise all-muppet production. it can be a movie or a tv show i’m not picky. i’d even settle for theater.

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some my favorite photos i took of @irl-girlfriend.bsky.social this year

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its weird how moderately viral posts here (~7.5k likes) get like, 600 replies. that’s too many. i don’t ever recall it being that way when twitter was good

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reminder to myself

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